sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes

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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art
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@bunsworth
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
How are you so pretty?
The blood of transphobes. Also moisturizer :D
I like how all the major big-time warlords in the Mad Max series have something they want to embody, and in some way they all fail.
Lord Humongous wants to be a monster, the scariest damn thing in the wasteland, whose mere name strikes terror into anyone who hears it. He isn't- every movie that follows brings a bigger, scarier bad guy- but that's what he wants to be.
Aunty Entity wants to be a captain of industry. She wants to give her people bread in the form of Bartertown and circuses in the form of the Thunderdome, and be the fearsome but fair re-builder of civilization. She isn't- she breaks her own rules to betray anyone who challenges her authority, and she hires outside agents to disrupt her rivals- but that's who she wants to be.
Dementus wants to be a king. He wants to be loved and feared in equal measure, a generous protector of orphans and a better leader to his men than any of the "big shots" who would take them for granted. He isn't- he's the one who orphaned that child, and he'll sell out his own people the moment it becomes the most convenient option- but that's who he wants to be.
Immortan Joe wants to be a god. He wants to be worshipped in a way that goes beyond either love or fear, to be the singular figure who commands not only his men but the existence of the wasteland itself, and he wants his very name to be an ideology. He isn't a god- he dies like a man, and those same war boys who worshiped him swear allegiance to his killer- but that's who he wants to be.
I will literally never get over what Fury Road did with Nux and Capable.
I will never get over how this boy starts off begging the world to Witness™️ his spectacular death, how he yearns to be seen and for his end to be seen by Immortan Joe, how his WHOLE CHARACTER revolves around 'dying historic on the Fury Road'.
Just like any Warboy, Immortan Joe is his everything. He would die for him, kill for him, eat, sleep, live and breathe for him. But all it takes is one small act of kindness from Capable, someone talking to him about his unavoidable death in a way that is not glorifying, and that image of the Immortan shatters.
And in the end when he dies, historic, on the Fury Road, he doesn't call out for the world to witness him. He doesn't ask to be seen by any other Warboy or even the Immortan Joe himself.
He just points at Capable, the first person to treat him like something other than expendable, and asks her to witness him.
i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time
my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has
you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”
INVETNING
another beautiful day with my steampunk dog
Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....
can’t talk rn, thinking about bob belcher bringing a beverage to his sick wife
Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
Bob’s Burgers, Turkey in a Can (S04E05)
“Power couple?”
“Power couple. Valentine’s kiss?”
“Love you.”
“Love you, too.”
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
I'm italian and there's something that people defending this shit don't fucking understand.
they think the “Roman salute” is something unrelated to nazis or fascists but the “Roman Salute” IS the fascist salute. It's not a different concept, it's the same thing!! It's not "good" because it doesn't have the word "nazi" in it, It's the same shit.
And to people saying "He is throwing out his heart to the crowd" tell me if YOU would do it at a 45 degree angle with your thumb tucked in and your fingers closed together. Personally, a throwing motion in my imagination has your palm completely open and your fingers spaced out
Regardless, This is what propaganda is, They do bad thing and then they say "no it good actually" and the population goes "Ok then it's all good" it's not all good, They're making you think it is. It sucks
Politicians gain power through the Ignorance of the people, don't trust people just because "They said it"