Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground

I don't even know what this blog is anymore. I will randomly reblog stuff. Have fun

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

[arcampbell94]

I can’t handle this one.

[artistic-cocoon]

Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zukana13731]

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

[outtagum]

Am I on the naughty list?

FESTIVE SEASON ❄️ RISE OF THE GUARDIANS, dir. Peter Ramsey (2012)

[pervocracy]

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often. 

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[cfeather]

light upon the sea

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[nneesd]

OP are you okay

[cannibaltree]

does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-

[onsheka]

#i just had to text this to a friend like#is this real????? is this what its actually like????? its not a fanfic thing played up for the Yearning Fantasy??????#they confirmed it real#?????????#allo people im so sorry i feel like i should say sorry bc this sounds so inconvenient?????????#i feel like that day i did in college before i knew what ace was#when my friends were like 'no lindsey getting frustrated when youre not getting laid is real'#wh a t  

every time i hear about sexual desire i have this Deep Conviction that its all an elaborate prank being played on younger generations, like santa and the easter bunny, but no i can actually trick people into buying stuff by putting a pretty face on the cover

[itstartledme]

#is it not the case that until someone has established themselves as interesting#they are not quite as visually appealing as a particularly nice piece of furniture?#but once they are sufficiently interesting#their face becomes fond to you?#and she was all that is not how this works

[first-and-last-neocount]

Yeah, I very devoutly believed it was all a hoax for years too. I thought it was one of those stupid media tropes that has only the loosest relationship to reality. The Santa metaphor is a good one too, because I kind of had the attitude of ‘come on, you can’t fool me, that’s just ridiculous, why would anyone believe that’. Then I finally described my view on the matter to someone, and they were like, ‘Dude, you are incredibly asexual, you know that right?’. 

And I started researching, and was like, huh. Well damn. That explains a lot. 

[dollsahoy]

It seems more and more like there are two kinds of "Don't Know I'm Ace" experience

• I Am Broken

• Everyone Else Has Been Bamboozled By Media

(I was 100% the latter)

[euphorbic]

I still have no idea. I feel like I’m both, because I’ve only ever made it to (sexual) attraction with one person my entire life. I’m convinced people are actually bamboozled by the media? Pretty people are only attractive when they’ve got integrity?*

But give me a fictional character… and I don’t care. (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

*(tell me you’re autistic without telling me you’re autistic.)

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[sketchramblin]

trying to be best friends with all my companions like

[sixpenceee]

Instagram-@colin_nobil

[justcatposts]

“Oh, you have babies… can I see them?“ 

(Source)

[dduane]

…Well, there’s my blood sugar levels shot to hell for the next hour or so… :)

[sadclowncentral]

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

[sadclowncentral]

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

[ladystardust422]

I’m definitely capable of atrocities but picking the mean dialogue option in a video game is just too far.

[huffylemon]

[headspace-hotel]

i don't think chess sets be like

[slightlydraconic]

I'm so sorry but

yeah

[ampervadasz]

Unmute!

[robelessd]

[ramseyr]

FOUND OUT

[weirdplutoprince]

Happy ace day!! Hooray!

Edit: Hi, I am once again emphasizing this isn’t a dig at people who enter relationships for physical attraction! The joke is on the fact this option will likely fly over the heads of people who dont experience sexual attraction and suchs!