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cloudabserk

i’ve talked about it before but their temperature differential would be perfect for cuddling

cloudabserk

actually it would be safe and comfortable for them both because of the power of friendship…

#project hail mary

dayquil-driver

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

dayquil-driver

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

myboobsaresentientbeeings

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

#oh das kann ich jetzt sagen wenn mich täglich 20 mal jemand fragt wies mir geht und ich nicht 'schlecht' antworten will. perfekt #german

feather-bone

grizzly and friends and food :) this will be the postcard for creature club in June!

#art #bears #fish

elexuscal

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

#the good place

exuberant-imperfection

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boysmoans

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

rawritsmeep

NO

sakibatch-deactivated20180708

OHMYGOD

fireandblo0d

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

tbiiiiiiiiirdx

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK

starsequence

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

djarinterstellar

thatonecubjon

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

the-king-of-silver-deactivated2

THIS IS A F***ING BOP JESUS

#this was huge for 15 year old me and i loved it. still do :)#i have listened to so much imagine dragons and fall out boy in my life #music

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

baddadjokez

We have two unwritten rules here:

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oak-the-professor

Feel the rain on your skin

No one else can feel it for you.

#music

blue--deer

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

elodieunderglass

There are Experiences behind this sign

wordfather

#birds

byjove

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

byjove

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

byjove

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.