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Japanese artist Sachiko Abe sits atop a building in a white gown, cutting countless sheets of A4 paper into thin, wispy strips. The performance piece known as Cut Paper

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How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins

Alright, so you’ve got an apartment and moved in, but you’re worried about break-ins and assholes. How do you protect yourself? Fear not, child, we are here for you.

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#Reference #read later

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Yes nicki

igglooaustralia

I stan a very beautiful and intelligent queen

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I won’t quit Nicki I promise

enterheavenalive

Wow I needed this

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Mahany

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she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now.

#Favorite #text post

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Baby copies dog’s trick. [video]

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jane austen was so lit because she wrote about men the way men typically write about women i.e. her stories just centered around women and men were only there for the sake of women, and her books could have been all bitter and sad about the state of women in that century, but instead they’re sweet honest observational stories of friendship, family and love *sighs* what a lady i am sorry i ever doubted you cos I was bored in high school

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no seriously her books do not pass the REVERSE bechdel test and it’s perfect

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Jane Austen never wrote a single scene without a woman present.

#I should try her again

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Incredible kinetic artwork organizes rocks by geologic age.

“Jller” by Benjamin Maus and Prokop Bartonicek

See the video & read more at Colossal

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I just want every teenage girl who’s just starting to have sex to know that it’s completely okay to NOT want to replicate porn, to NOT want to do anal, to NOT want to have threesomes and to NOT want to do bdsm. You’re not “boring” or “a prude” or “a kink shamer”, nor do you need to be fixed. You’re not wrong for not wanting to have wild unsafe or degrading sex. Your boundaries are completely okay and there’s nothing wrong with being “vanilla”.

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Also it’s okay to not want to give blowjobs and to not want to have penetrative sex. It’s okay to back out of having sex that you previously agreed to. You do not owe anyone any kind of sex for any kind of reason, and if they cared about you they wouldn’t pressure you. It’s okay to not be ready for sex. (And it’s okay to never have sex!)

the-uterus

Well played, Newsweek.

onceiwashere

ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle

godtiermeme

goin to chipotlé with aristotlé

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goin to chipottle with aristottle

#Aristotlé #for sure

bitchycode

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

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i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags

but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb

so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers

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The San Diego Gay Men's Chorus was supposed to sing the national anthem on Saturday night, but the crowd heard a recording of a woman's voice instead.

The San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus were all set to sing the national anthem at a San Diego Padres baseball game on Saturday night. But that’s not what happened when they assembled on the field.

As they prepared to sing, a recording of a woman singing the national anthem blared over the loudspeakers. Nobody tried to stop the recording or apologized for the error – and the people in the stadium were not kind about it.

“No attempt was made to stop the recording and start over,” the Gay Men’s Chorus wrote on Facebook on Sunday. “No announcement of apology was made to the singers or their friends and families in the stands.

“No attempt to correct the situation occurred other than to force the 100 men to stand in the spotlight of center field for the song’s duration and then be escorted off the field to the heckles of baseball fans shouting homophobic taunts including, ‘You sing like a girl.’”

In a short statement issued on Saturday night, the Padres said a “mistake was made in the Petco Park control room that prevented the San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus from performing the National Anthem as scheduled.”

“We apologize to anyone in the ballpark who this may have offended, and have reached out to the Chorus to express our deep regret for the error,” the team said.

However, the chorus said they were “very disappointed” with the “dismissively brief two sentence statement…which did not appropriately address the gravity of the situation, nor pay due to the 100 volunteers who took to the field in celebration and were led off in humiliation.”

This is uncomfortable and upsetting on all kinds of levels. And that “apology” is not an apology at all.