[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

and they wont even know what to do when the crawling pope of 2058 is elected

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I will be put down soon

[oughtnots]

memes from an alternate universe my friends and i invented where the government gives you free code-protected laundry but the late penalty is dire

[alysmond]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 7, "The Failures"

[burnalone]

my parents are so desperate to accuse me of lying about shit that they seem to be on the verge of declaring that signed and notorized legal documents that are on file with the state government and have been upheld as legitimate for 5 years aren't adequate proof of anything 🙄

[lestatdelioncuort]

Existential crisis 101 by Lestat de Lioncourt

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[postmodernau]

it is i, your crepuscular mutual

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[burnalone]

whatever's fucking up the entire structure of my head has apparently swelled up my whole mouth and rearranged my front teeth in some sort of subtle but horrible way that makes it feel like they've been replaced by knives at exactly the right angle to chew the tip of my tongue and the inside of my bottom lip into horribly painful bits if i try to just have my mouth in a normal relaxed position and it is getting increasingly unbearable ☹️ it didn't even hurt this bad when i got my tongue pierced 6 years ago this is the WORST

[gloomiumi]

IWTV s2 promo posters

[ahighlyfunctionalfangirl]

very chaotic of Armand to be like "I'm on a healing journey and I'm dragging you with me, headless and all"

[toskarin]

trying to get the funny medieval peasants to try my future dorito and accidentally stumbling onto the communal fencepost hosting one of many rural german cat-mutilating games that will later be a wedge in relations between the urban and agricultural communities, shocking me into a months-long silence

[rui-cifer]

getting served what can only be described as "mold from a random log of fallen wood floating in a stein of watered-down beer" as a gift in return for the doritos and getting an experience that can only be described as "Protestant Ayahuasca"

[toskarin]

going south to seek some sort of normalcy which I might disrupt, where in the refuge I am served something which dripped from a statue. I ask what it is. it's from the bones inside, I am told, and it leaks forever, and it brings an ecstatic state

[rui-cifer]

drinking this and getting hit with an experience that can only be described as "counter-reformation fentanyl overdose"