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Have some patience, this account is run on the mobile app. Tj Charles O'Brien December 6th, 1990 - March 4th 2014 Aquarius

[burnedchildhood]

I’ve felt triggered before but being able to identify the exact moment, situation and words that did it for me? Unreal. Hope to god I’m not trending back towards being depressed.

[burnedchildhood]

I’m not ok and I haven’t been for a while. I’m working on it but it’s hard. I feel like I’ve really lost touch of who I am and what made me like myself. For a year I have felt like a littler, weaker person. I used to be proud of how strong I was and my ability to handle my mental health but if that was true why did I let it get as bad as it did? I don’t know. I have no friends because I’m an asshole and I don’t know how to talk to people anymore. It used to be so fucking easy but now I don’t even know who I am outside of the basic things that never change and how to be who people remember me as. I’m not happy anymore, I’m not fun to be around. I don’t even WANT to be around anyone anymore, it feels like I can’t put together a meaningful or relevant sentence to save my life. I’m just a filler character.

[swarnpert]

hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence

[ironrattler]

This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao

[ironrattler]

He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car

[the-real-d-sandman]

This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.

[damaramegido]

are you kidding this is my fucking dream car

[lammergeier-spitfire]

It’s perfect because no one would be caught dead trying to steal it

[perfectlygenericblog]

I’d just like to point out that the letters on the front bumper say “H-Hewwo!?” if seen in a rear view mirror.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

this really is antithetical to everything i stand for. like if you asked me “who are you?” the shortest answer would be showing you this car and assuring you that i would rip the owner apart like a wild chimpanzee given the chance

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

what is your issue why are you like this

[scope-dogg]

HELEN YOU IRREDEEMABLE SCOLD

GRANT ME RELEASE FROM THIS CURSED VEHICLE AT ONCE

[the-lightest-shadow]

dude I’m mega proud of the owner because they basically went “Cringe Culture is dead and you can fuck right off!” and shared their entire list of likes on their car

[anhedoniacity]

i just wanna know what weed-addicted brunette broke john green’s heart in high school and gave him enough material for a decade’s worth of identical books

[tinderventure]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow’s a mystery, but today is a gift. That’s why they call it the present.

[glumshoe]

Visit Original Link

an excerpt from ‘The Great Tree of Avalon’ by T. A. Barron

[satan249]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST HEAR

[glumshoe]

You heard art.

[notyouramelie]

Taako and Magic Brian had a secret love child (the character saying mmmmyeesss) and he’s eeeeeeeevil.

[glumshoe]

A lot of people have said I sound like that and/or the villain from Powerpuff Girls, but almost no one has mentioned the guy from The Simpsons who says “ah-YEeeeeEESSSSS”, which is where most of my intonation comes from.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[no-chill-at-all]

[tinderventure]

Historical pick up lines

[sharlatan-ka]

[feministism]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

[teaboot]

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[trenchcoats-anonymous-deactivat]

I can smell the entitlement in the air

[volcel-official]

Oregon was a mistake

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

Oregon, what you doin???

[earlgreytea68]

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

[antyc67]

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

[gehayi]

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

[aphonicgod]

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

[safitheartist]

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

[heavyweightheart]

the medical world is so fatphobic that even tho it’s far deadlier to have a low BMI than a high one, a lower-weight patient practically has to be a crumbled pile of bones to elicit any concern from a doctor but a patient who’s even slightly heavy will be told that their weight is a major health risk

[septemberetcetera]

[tsunderestimated]

I havent had hot cocoa in YEARS

[sealion-six-deactivated20190829]

Well it’s probably cold now

[tsunderestimated]

[thefakerachelray]

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

[thefakerachelray]

Some excellent additions from the notes:

Maps

Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations

Numbering books in a series on the spine

Tables of contents

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

felt this …