It Sounded Like A Dream, It Tasted Like Damnation

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ She/her

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[foxflees]

professional shit starter not finisher

[smokey-ilya]

ilya, touching shane’s circumcision scar: i’m sorry i wasn’t there to protect you

[oneheadtoanother]

[casszanova]

Renee and Jean mean so much to me

[callmepio]

My gift for @ajminyard13 for the AFTG Mixtape :)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[doctrowho]

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

[doctrowho]

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

[iheartpaocommanteiga]

I know more about exy than football

[yayxstitch]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert