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this is due to shane’s fat baby aura energy which he retains into adulthood
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Hollanov has FAT babies and they're really attached to Shane
this is due to shane’s fat baby aura energy which he retains into adulthood
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“Boooooo Shane with a man bun”
“Yeah I ignore that detail from the long game. No long hair”
“What was Rachel thinking adding that to the book”
I think some of yall are thinking Harry Styles, Jason Mamoa long hair/man bun. OPEN YOUR EYES TO THIS POSIBILITY GUYSSSS SHANE IS A GORGEOUS WASAIN MAN WITH FRECKLES
Bye someone said Ilya would be like one of those spouses who put their husband’s cum on their face for clear skin I can’t😭😭
ilya in the other books is going, “I see that you’re gay. I see that you like this person. I see that you are miserable. You should do something about that.” and he stands there and waits for someone else to say that they notice him too and nobody ever does.
I was giggling and then suddenly nothing was funny.
Forever grateful for Connor lending out his immaculate face card as the permanent face for Ilya Rozanov. AND THAT BODY TOO!
i know there's a lot of fics where shane and ilya switch and it's all very emotional and devastating but i think they should have a stupid fucking time.
like they made a really dumb bet while competing and ilya really didn't think he'd lose and honestly shane also didn't think he'd win lowkey but like, hey, a bet's a bet, alright? so now they're trying to be so serious but they can't stop laughing at each other and chirping. shane follows ilya into the shower and gives wayyy too many douching instructions and ilya is like hollander i know you are internationally ranked gay bottom but i can clean my own asshole and shane is like well first of all i'm not internationally ranked and ilya goes no? but what about our honeymoon, and all those times in america, they do not count as international? and shane says okay maybe shut the fuck up. i have the experience here okay, just do what i'm telling you! and ilya says yes bottom coach, right away bottom coach, and they have to slightly delay the fucking process again because it caught shane off guard enough that he almost slipped a little bit because he was laughing too hard and lost his balance.
and finally they GET out of the fucking shower and ilya is laying on the bed on top of his towel and shane is like well? are you not going to make this easy on me? because his legs are crossed over at the ankle and ilya gasps dramatically, hand to his chest. i cannot believe this, shane. you think i'm easy? i should be spreading my legs for you whenever i see you? and shane who absolutely does kind of do that is like okay you asshole i am going to make you regret that so once again they just end up wrestling on the bed (sturdy enough to take this kind of roughhousing, because their first one hadn't survived it) and shane is kind of humping his dick at ilya's hip from where he's ended up pinned under him and then when ilya arches an eyebrow at him he's all OKAY YES i GOT IT and rolls over to grab the lube. ilya takes advantage to grope his ass and shane is half arching his back before he ends up swatting his side because the bet, come on. and shane is finally fingering ilya but ilya is kind of backseat driving the topping and shane is like. ilya do you want me to fuck you or not because i swear to GOD and ilya goes okay, okay, don't blame me! i am the top expert, yes? i have the fucking experience, i can be your dick coach here! and they're both trying not to laugh again at fucking dick coach and shane has notched the tip of his dick in and only sunk in a little when the though hits him and he goes, out loud, ilya goddamnit i'm going to be thinking of this when we see coach wiebe tomorrow! and ilya laughs so fucking hard that shane slaps at his side again, ilya don't laugh! i just got you to loosen up for me! and ilya says oh i'm sorry is my tight ass too much for you to handle? and shane comes too soon but he ends up blowing ilya and rimming him after because after ilya's come he tries to pull away and ilya slings a leg over him and says where do you think you're going, hmm? clean up your mess.
anyway the next day neither of them can look at wiebe and spend twenty minutes giggling stupidly in practice
You guys don't get how Slavic Ilya looks to a person who grew up in Russia, that mf looks like a big chunk of my old classmates and friends. I don't mean his talking because he sounds like he learned Russian as a teenager from old sitcoms.
I mean the fucking pout and frown, the way he's so grumpy despite liking someone, the way he calls shane by his second name because he's scared itll be too personal, the way he can't keep his mouth shut during sex, especially those little bits of hair by the side of his face, like BRO whoever did the casting for Connor storrie did a fucking amazing job (I'll personally eat their ass) because when I first watched the show I was like 'oh second gen russian immigrant, my bro' then I found out that mf is from Texas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
No cause take me back to the night I first laid eyes on Ilya Rozanov. No Connor in sight. Didn’t know about him. Just Ilya
“Oh my god, I can't believe Kevin day fumbled two different situation ships” Kevin Day who surgically removed himself from the people he loved when he realized he was not the better option. Kevin day who even when he's the first option knows he's never the best option. Kevin Day who lets people use him as they learn to love each other and themselves until he has no use anymore and lets them go even as they rip parts of himself away when they leave. Kevin day who is always the first choice and never the last.
I am neurodivergent so my brain often processes things differently from others. My explanations for things may lack steps or simply just don’t make sense. Given this, there is something so comforting in the actions of people who show that they are following what I am saying, even just by knodding.
do you think neil, so happy and content, not an ounce worried or anxious anymore, tells andrew thank you, you were amazing fullheartedly and unintentionally, forgetting the past of that phrase?
do you think andrew pauses and his eyes fill with caution, and he spends the day not letting neil out of his sight?
do you think later, after midnight, they go up to the roof and andrew asks him about it, and neil just tilts his head questioningly?
do you think andrew sleeps between neil and the door that night? sheilding him from anything, everything? his back to neil?
do you think he holds neil in the following morning tighter and stronger than usual? keeping everything that matters safe in his arms?
Fashion designer Regulus and supermodel Sirius who share a flat in France and work together
i dont like when shane is characterized as being a color coded spreadsheet super organized and neat guy. that's not him. he's in a pressure cooker of his own design but he pays people to do the admin for him. he pays for an interior designer and a stylist and a perfectly balanced meal delivery service. his mom manages his calendar. shane wants so badly to outsource control to someone else who can tell him how to be shane hollander. he does not have a fucking color coded spreadsheet
#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.
#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.
shane:
in the come and go room
I kinda hate the fact that I'm all witty and with quick answers only when I'm reading fics and making notes to them, but leave me in real life, social situations and I'm just awkward and monosyllabic...
Is that how Remus felt sometimes? Or any other Marauder?
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•sway through the crowd (to our empty space) by @littleoldrachel 2016 was supposed to be Remus' year to focus on himself; after several exhausting years of hard work and mental breakdowns, he's ready to just focus on his YouTube channel and writing. Suddenly, he's been wrangled into competing in the nation's beloved Strictly Come Dancing with the world's most spiteful professional dancer.
•+15 to Romance by @theresthesnitch (65k rated e) Sirius is a streamer for the game World of Wix who has been selected as one of five champions to compete in the TriWizard Tournament at WoW-Con. He's excited, of course, not the least of which is because he'll finally get a chance to meet the mysterious Moony, a streamer who has never shared his face or his voice.
•don't come too close (and don't go too far) by colourful_desert @colourful00desert (33k rated t) twitch/YouTuber au strangers to lovers ft: texting elements, t4t wolfstar and disability rep
•written in the screens by @belovedcampfire (15k rated m) youtubers friends to lovers. Sirius mostly ignores fanfic until it's brought up... Remus gets shifty 👀
•Siriusly? The Moon?! by montymoose When a certain YouTuber has it siriusly bad for an anonymous literary analysis creator, he struggles with his real life relationships, as well as those he's formed online. Will he be able to find the balance between the two? Or will he have to throw one away to maintain the other?
•Love Is a Song That Never Ends by fantasticallyfictional When Remus Lupin has a leg emergency at a YouTube event, he is found by none other than Sirius Black, drummer of the Marauders and Remus' celebrity crush. Romance ensues
•Turn On My Charm by bethanlovescoffee Sirius Black is a YouTube phenomenon. A YouTube phenomenon who develops a crush on his video editor.
•Wish You Were Here by @a-fiery-fox Moony and Padfoot are both well-known online streamers that meet in an Among Us lobby organized by Lily.
•Forever by orphan_account pining and get together
•Forever Is a State of Mind by orphan_account remus deaf choreographer, Sirius is make up artist
Self rec • Other Side of the Screen Remus is a well known streamer but never shows his face. Sirius loves his voice and how funny he is but so far hasn't gotten up the nerve to comment or interact. He couldn't have imagined what would follow when he finally did.
On my tbr •Caught Feelings on Main by @moonlit-gemini Remus Lupin joins a multiplayer stream expecting chaos, mediocre gameplay, and maybe a few laughs. He does not expect Sirius Black.