that dog won’t hunt, Monsignor

Alex 31 NY

[burner-herzog]

excellent photos of Timmy that I can’t disseminate more widely because you can see I’m shirtless

[reputayswift]

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

[petluck]

[columboscreens]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[memewhore]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

honey i sunk the cost

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"her warp--" her weft bro

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[oneheadtoanother]

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[victoriantomodern]

Detail of vault with flowers and birds, Archiepiscopal Palace Chapel (interior), mosaic, c. 494-519, Palazzo arcivescovile di Ravenna (Ravenna, Italy) (JSTOR)

[dashingwishes]

Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?

My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[clawmarks]

Царство животныхъ въ картинахъ для дѣтей - 1900 - via Internet Archive

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends