So there's that

kylie, 19, canada

[imposterogers]

not a movie about an animated hedgehog filming outside and using more visual stand ins than an average marvel film 😶

[bubbleteaandguacamole]

[eggsinthewind]

Paris, France 14 July, 1789

[blackpyrefly]

bad case of cum lung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

[awesome-picz]

[daftpunkblogger]

Are they on a date

[loid-from-void]

The holy trinity.

[lilsageart]

ｉｃｏｎｓ　くぢヹ

[anexperimentallife]

Hey, just in case anyone is confused (I mean, we ARE both middle aged white guys with gray beards), this isn't me. This is @effinbirds and I'd have linked to him in my initial post if I'd realized he had a Tumblr. So go follow him on Tumblr AND Twitter, because dude is cool af.

[mockwa]

[kirianthedivorce]

UK political scandals are like:

Prime Minister fucked a pig

Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate

[funnyihope]

and guess which one was fictional

[eroticcannibal]

No OP is talking about the actual pig fucking not the black mirror episode

[funnyihope]

the

WHAT

[eroticcannibal]

I’m so sorry to be the one to tell you this but Cameron put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig

[homoz]

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[imdoingsomethingwronghere]

Baeby want SNACK

[pokedext]

yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs? 

[imdoingsomethingwronghere]

I understand yalls concerns. The paycheck finally came in,so we came grocery shopping. BABEY GET SNACK

[imdoingsomethingwronghere]

HE’S HAPPY

[biglawbear]

This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[yyunglame]

[dr-wolfgangamadeus]

What episode of drake and josh is this?

[betterthankanyebitch]

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[ghettogotth]

“she’s LITERALLY me”

[pinkniz]

If you liked any of these girls growing up you are VERY likely to be gay now

[candyredterezii]

Aladdin’s dad was honestly a fucking DILF and this website doesn’t talk about it enough so let’s discuss.

[candyredterezii]

Hello Father.

[candyredterezii]

Count your hours left on earth because they are about to drop significantly once the end of this week comes.