[mwagneto]

and they were comrades

[starked]

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[weirdmageddon]

mii gunner after losing a match

[labias]

[hungwy]

i see myself in third person :)

[xtec]

rotate that camera around so I can see that pretty smile

[hungwy]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

[niggasandcomputers]

Gentrification

[gods-sun-deactivated20150119]

Whateva Wigga

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

[lifeisgoodvades-deactivated2019]

Lmfao yo I’m dead

[lovepeaceandfunk]

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

[noclipnigga]

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

[slitherpunk]

go on, you’ve earned it.

[internet]

[somecutething]

[batsquatchin]

My sisters boyfriend custom made this hoodie and when I read it I thought I was having a stroke

[grimelords]

[whitecop]

bro come get ur boy he just said "confuzzled" in front of the hoes

[lzbth]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me in ancient Greece: *Accidentally steps on someone’s 300 Drachmae sandals they spent their life savings on*

Them: May you live in interesting times.

Me:

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[uglybagofmostlywater]

Someone posted a photo of their mouse in this rat and mouse group I am in on fb and I can’t stop thinking about him

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Everyone in the comments needs to stop being so RUDE

[grimeclown]

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

[grimeclown]

I have tinnitus