BurntLightning

The voices are loud and they cry for depleted uranium

[burntlightning]

Izuku Midoriya

Quirk: Necromancy

He can bring anyone back to life with all injuries and medical conditions healed. He wants to be a healer.

So he carries a gun at all times so he can “heal” people. Kaminari has learned to never complain about a headache.

[burntlightning]

The god remembers being a dream before he remembers being anything else. He remembers green eyes and a child’s voice and a longing for a friend so fierce it burned, and he thinks, sometimes, in the quiet moments when Izuku sleeps and the ember in his chest pulses slow and steady. I was made from that. I was made from wanting so badly to be saved. I was made from his need to survive.

He wonders if Izuku knows that he was the one who gave Kacchan the power to save him.

Aka: Wildfire AU where Izuku Midoriya makes a god as a kid, who saves him from the verge of death and gives him Explosion. Now he has his first friend. Kacchan, the God of Defiance. The one who refuses to fail.

[burntlightning]

Made some simple iron lung tattoo designs :3

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[eekahchu]

New Markiplier reaction gif just dropped:

>From Andrew Hulshult's instagram<

Edit to highlight this tag someone just left:

[ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy]

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

[benjaminketchup]

the eldritch being on the other side of the radioactive camera

[justanotherrandomwriter]

“this is bigger than all of us…”

(So… I lied. I had one more Iron Lung idea in my head and this is what popped out, lol. Anyways, hopefully it looks okay! My pen broke halfway through this and now I’m using my crappy old stylus. Fun times)

[burntlightning]

bkdk but there’s a punishment wheel if one of them does something bad

Deku broke a plate? Spin the wheel and do push ups

Bakugo cursed in front of a kid? Spin the wheel and wear unnecessarily large rainbow loom bracelets

Both got into a fight? Spin the wheel and do the hot ones wing challenge

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[burntlightning]

If there is hope, it lies beyond the veil

[burntlightning]

Peter: Hey uh, remember that favor you owe me for helping out with that thing where we did the thing at that place?

Loki: Of course. What torment do you wish visited upon your enemies?

Peter: Can you just, like, be me for a day so I can work in peace in the lab?

Loki: …Impersonate a mortal teenager? Trivial work.

Peter: Great, thanks

Loki: Where shall I go with your acquaintances?

Peter: Doesn’t matter, it’s just a school field trip to somewhere boring probably.

later, in Stark Tower R&D

Peter: (Turns around mid-experiment after hearing the doors open that nobody should have access to besides him, Tony, Pepper, and Happy) Why are there twenty of my classmates in the lab?!

Loki (Disguised as Peter): I’d advise that you put more focus into learning about the outings that you are supposed to be attending.

Flash (having an aneurism): … WHAT THE FU-

[unamusedyams]

found old doodles of this au that I decided to color

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[lobtwo]

And you get a web and you get a web

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.