GazelleInClownShoes

The chameleon that eats social butterflies for breakfast. A Minnesnowda gay surviving hilarious misadventures in Chicago. Insta/snap: @buronosaurus

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[lemonsharks]

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, TRUDY

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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damn BOOMERS

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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

[inkwingart]

This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.

TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)

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what

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im

[pococurantina]

[satirizing]

[valtsv]

yeah, sorry, but i won't be able to make it. my schedule's fully booked

[buronosaurus]

Some of my favorites. 💖💖😁🍕☺️ #karoake #uptown #chicago #gay #queer #neighborhood #chosenfamily #weirdos #instagay #beard #gazelleinclownshoes (at Meeting House Tavern) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwbFvA6nu6E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=73ym59creoy5

[buronosaurus]

They do move in herds.

[marisatomay]

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

[professorsparklepants]

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

[shorthistorian]

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

[urdadgay]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The DM forgot the bard not a Good character

DM: You come into the stables, and see that, indeed, your horse lies there, beheaded, her limbs cut off. By the amount and state if the blood you can be sure that her legs were cut off when she was still alive, and only then she was beheaded.

Bard: I hate when people touch my stuff… [to the DM] Long ago?

DM: No, about half an hour aho. She’s still warm.

Bard: *sigh* Guys! We got ourselves nine hundred pounds of fresh meat!

DM: Wait, you are not even a little bit…

Bard: No.

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0 to 100

[feminists-against-feminism]

There was no zero here

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