mady

i post all random things but sometimes i try to be funny so please don’t leave. follow me on insta! i’m buroughthatgavemebirth over there too!

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rating musicals i’ve never seen or heard based on how much my friends like them

wicked- this is a favorite from plenty of my friends and popular is the only song i’ve heard from it and that was a pretty good song but it is very long musical and i haven’t had time to listen or watch totally legal bootlegs 8/10

phantom- this is my friends #1 musical and another friend’s #2 musical but i’ve never even heard a single song from it but i like the guy with the mask it’s a nice fashion statement 7/10

les mis- another favorite i’ve never seen because it gives me this weird source of pleasure to say haha i don’t know about les mis but i do know it is historical so bonus points for that 8/10

the one with the comet- idk the full title but it gets bonus points for the name but other than the mass amount of syllables this musical has i know nothing about it 6/10

the prom- two girls who want to go to prom and i think their’s a famous lady too? idk but 10/10 for gayness

rent- i don’t even have any clue whatsoever about this but i like the poster so 6/10

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alexander hamilton only died in 9.09% of duels he was in and those are pretty good odds if you ask me

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i made my friend listen to tuck everlasting and i just checked in on her and she said that someone else recommended hamilton like a day after she started tuck and now she’s only listening to hamilton and i stg you cant make this stuff up

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anxiety is deciding between your newsies board and your tuck board to pin that cute picture of ben cook

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update, he now has his own board

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i make a motion to put john mulaney in every musical so netflix cares enough to professionally film them

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hello my name is mady and my talents include:

naming every newsie

naming every actor in newsies

thank you for this opportunity to tell you about myself

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teacher : divided 85 by 3

me : 5, 29 and 51. duh

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sees west side story poster : ignores fancy graphics. zooms in on ben tyler cook. every. time.

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au where the strike starts in brooklyn and spot has to convince jack to join em

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jesse and miles become history teachers pass it on

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everyone repeat after me-

bring tuck everlasting back with ben cook as jesse

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a genie appears. you get one wish. a fool would wish for riches and fame, however an intellectual would wish for crutchie morris.

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anxiety is deciding between your newsies board and your tuck board to pin that cute picture of ben cook

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my favorite thing about the tuck everlasting x newsies theories is that crutchie/jesse is literally fine. he pretends to have a limp to sell more papers and get carried around by the other newsies.

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les called davey david. in the movie his parents and sister called him david. he introduced himself to denton as david. but he goes with it when jack calls him davey, cause he just got his 20th paper back for him and heroes call civilians whatever they damn well please.

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crutchie always wore his hat forwards like a normal person. he saw albert with his hat on backwards, thought he looked tuff and started doing it too. it somehow just makes him look softer.

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idk about you but i just used a razor as a cigar and a small towel as a newspaper and it made my shower performance of carrying the banner and king of new york about ten times more enjoyable