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[weirdsatellites]

Update #899 from SBIRS GEO-5 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Existential Yurt Factory 2. Fungus Armory

[capacity]

me doing stand up: here’s a funny thing i’ve noticed: sometimes when you’re dreaming, you know it is a dream. you see the precious split right down the middle, between sense and magic, and you can hold there in that wonder before you wake up.

audience: we are dreaming with you.

[arinakaard-deactivated-07-16]

me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

[sacred-portal]

[duncebento]

lil gay sort of shawty

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Mhm somewhat

[onlinebeast]

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

[girlballs]

haha damn girl is your peoinsis a rubic cube? because you ✅ solved it!

[burgersodas]

[girlballs]

#pemis

[weaver-z]

Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

[lmaonade]

mods are asleep post RE4 skybox phantom dog cloud

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[goug-deactivated20231111]

some bitch is scared for her life

[tonyalmeida]

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

From the Wikipedia page on loons

[godstiel]

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

[swisschalamet]

[clenchmccluggle]

[memewhore]

[rnavka]

[lindleland]

did you just fucking know this

[inthefallofasparrow]

Guys, we were so wrong. We've been misinterpreting horse plinko all along. It's a three-dimensional scene, but depicted without depth perspective. The round things are actually hay bales in a field leading off into the distance and the horse is weaving between them as it moves towards us, with the fire in the foreground.

[inthefallofasparrow]

Thank you, 'sperm flagellar control' side of 'horse plinko lore' tumblr

[radiofreederry]

[txttletale]

absolute dumbest shit on tvtropes is how if a trope isnt in a fucking thing theyll still put it on the things page and be like, Averted. Downplayed. Inverted. youll be readimng the tvtropes page for tom and jerry and itll be like

Violence Is Not An Option: Inverted. Actually Tom and Jerry always hit each other with mallets and other household weaponry.

She Is Not My Girlfriend: Downplayed. Nobody even suggests that Tom is Jerry’s girlfriend, so there’s no need to deny it.

Everybody Has Lots Of Sex: Averted. Nobody has sex in Tom & Jerry.

[txttletale]

[persimmonwinter]

Found today while gathering acorns (swamp white oak). How adorable is this? I love her little feet, and the way she pivots around her proboscis, fascinated by how far her head rotates… Curculio sp. (if anyone can ID to species, please add!)

[onenicebugperday]

Which species would depend on your location and it may not even be possible to narrow it down to an exact one. For those saying it’s an acorn weevil, that common name can refer to several species. Often just “acorn weevil” refers to Curculio glandium, which is a European species. Swamp white oak is found in the US.

Either way…she’s perfect and I love her so much