Ryan's Throne Room

I don't usually post, I just reblog funny things.

[cursegoat]

“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”

[bestofpokemongo]

Don’t mind me… Just… Not studying

[hyminh]

nigga ill cut u up

[alienby-deactivated20210105]

[aliofbabylon-deactivated2023020]

[parrydots-deactivated20201006]

[slimetony]

3 Doors Down is playing Trumps inauguration which means I have to, sadly, throw away my collectible 3 Doors Down Dale Earnhardt Junior NASCAR car I got for my 8th birthday.

[slimetony]

We’ve had some good times buddy, but you’re going to a landfill.

[texasgunnersmate-deactivated201]

You’re a dumbass

[houstontiger]

And a loser.

[slimetony]

I’ve really pissed off the 3 Doors Down fandom this time

[shelbytaylorexists]

The good news is you’re in the clear since that was the whole 3 Doors Down fandom

[reasonwhyilaugh]

[twoheaded-grrrl-deactivated2018]

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[sonicmega]

Character Role Announcement: Riehlvelt

For those of you who stayed up last night for the weekly Toonami lineup, you may have caught Hunter x Hunter’s newest episode… featuring a freaky character with a young voice and a tendency to always be sitting in a chair.

That dude was me! Yes, it may be EXTREMELY hard to believe, but I was able to put my endless hours of ass-on-a-cushion creepy sarcasm into anime form as the voice of RIEHLVELT, in HxH! And trust me, it’s only gonna get crazier from here. Literally.

[bus62]

You know, I actually went and looked this up

English Voice

Scott Roberts (1999) Sean Chiplock (2011)

OH

DAT LAST ONE

DAS YOU

YOUS DONE IT MANE

[bus62]

me: *makes a tiny unimportant mistake*

me: time to return to the sea

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

[alexander]

hes the president now

[babyanus]

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[mooserattler]

Thanks, @staff!!!!!

[staff]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[n-handhelds]

[drackiszunk]

This is by far the easiest one I’ve ever seen.

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[liamdickinson-deactivated201803]

Every FPS i play:

’They’re taking over the command point and times running out!!’

Me: