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welele

imsobadatnicknames2

amildlyspicybowlofnoodles

love that these are both in a different language but i can still tell exactly what the joke is

tikkunolamorgtfo

sharkodactyl

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

raevenlywrites

Is this the jelly bean guy???

icajax

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

raevenlywrites

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

catvvizard

swordoftheberserkgutsrage

ninefourzerozero

I think it's very funny that everyone in the notes jumped right to guessing this is a pain scale, blissfully unaware of the Doge Spiciness Scale

hollowtones

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage

parasect

sodapopdatpussy-deactivated2024

Why don’t you try taking off the cat ears and putting on your thinking cap for once

babeymac

obsessed with this exchange

dragon-in-a-fez

I’m fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this

psychoticallytrans

Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.

I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.

I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.

Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.

I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.

Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!

I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.

Happy binding!

psychoticallytrans

I’d also like to note that you can ask for this even if you’re closeted and scared without raising a flag. Just say you want to take up running, or if you’re already sporty, that it’ll help with that. It’s technically not a lie- it’s a great sports bra.