random sh*tstorm

22, mega dumb bitch energy

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[linkthebeast]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Crinkling Beast that sure could go for some skin

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

britta has a groundhog. she’s so groundhog owner-coded

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Claim it

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

[jake-kiszkas-smirk]

Ok, it’s come to my attention that everyone has pets and I want to see them all. Please reblog with a cute picture of your pet, their name, and a fun fact if you so wish

[busybeingtrash]

this is thunder! he’s my moms dog technically but i steal his attention from her. his fun fact is that he is so large and spoiled he has physically rolled me off of a 7ft long beanbag chair with his sheer size just so he could lay there instead <3

[dedmau]

aethers dad bod. you agree. reblog.

[busybeingtrash]

if you could choose, what animal would i wanna shape shift into: a fox or a red panda?

red panda bc they stand like this

look at him. he’s just a guy

[ickno]

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

[thedownfallofyou-deactivated8535]

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[a-london-gent]

Go for it…

[chavdog]

Pregnancy Rumor? Queen Elizabeth Hasn’t Been Making Public Appearances

Women's News. Feminized.

morning guys

[were-ralph]

I bet she has no grip game

[were-ralph]

Pussy like a flat tire

[redchrominance]

mouth game tho? you know those gums could kill a man

[redchrominance]

[homo-erected]

[busybeingtrash]

bruce: *being emo in the corner* “something in the way”

edward: *unnecessary ray of sunshine at the worst moments* “…she mooooves”

[alfredosauceee]

i just wanted to share this scene because me and the bestie were the only ones laughing while the rest of the theater was like…..🦗🦗🦗🦗

[cowboy]

I need physical touch but if anyone touches me I will maim them. It's not easy bein green

[breadcunt]

[cowboy]

For the love of Christ get away from me wench

[daneylion]

adrian chase + smiling

[valtsv]

*blushing and giggling and twirling my knives* omg you're soooo funny

[sword-and-nightingale]

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

[survivide]

Color my inbox

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog