Feeling crazy about college Shauna. Gf Shauna at college being too smart and hot while trying to do her work. Biting her nail and licking her lips without meaning to, still managing to drive you crazy from across the room where you're waiting for her on the bed
cw: nsfw! public sex obvi, on the plane to nationals, can be read with the events of the show or a no-crash au!
an: i really hope nobody has done this before.... i didn't find anything but if it's out there, please tell me!!
Who’s eager to do it?
Most likely to do it is Shauna. I think she’s the biggest pervert out of the bunch, she was horny and made jeff pull over somewhere random where honestly anyone could’ve seen them. I think she’s absolutely letting you finger her underneath a blanket in front of everyone, she’ll stay quiet. She might even return the favor depending how far away you guys are from other people.
Misty is doing it too. If you tease her for a while before boarding or during the flight, she’ll get antsy. Squirming around in her chair with a pout, asking for just one more kiss or just a little touch over her pants. If you indulge her you have to cover her mouth because she gets so noisy! She can’t help it :(
I am a ‘Mari is a pervert’ truther so she’s doing it. She’ll absolutely deny she’s doing anything if you ask her but she’s clinging to you and touching you in places that make it obvious what she wants. Her heart races when you look around to make sure no one watches while your hand sneaks into her pants.
Who’s doing it for you?
Travis isn’t a yellowjacket but he’s doing it. You guys were just listening to music together and the next minute your hand is on his thigh and then the next it’s on his dick! He’s really nervous someone will notice but he’s never gonna say no to you let alone say no to a hand job from you. He’s thinking about the mess mostly.
Melissa is probably joining. She’ll need a little convincing, maybe you if guys talked about it beforehand she wouldn’t have done it. But she likes you, so she goes along with what you say and want. And if you want her to jerk you off or if you wanna jerk her off under the blanket, she’s doing it.
Van mightttttt do it…. It depends. She’ll do it if most of the others are sleeping. It’s not so much for her as it is for you. If you’re desperate enough then yeah. But if she’s the one who’s horny she’ll wait until you guys get to the hotel.
Who’s going to do it in the bathroom?
Natalie is doing it anyway but she’d rather go in the bathroom to take things further. She’s making sure you go in a little bit after her so nobody sees you guys go in together. God, she’s so smiley and smug while she goes down on you too. Teasing you about how you couldn’t wait until you got to the hotel. Calls you out and laughs when you’re being too loud.
Taissa is also doing it in the bathroom. She’s too uptight to do it in the cabin of the plane but you guys sneak off to kiss in the bathroom while everybody’s either sleeping or watching something and it goes a little further. She definitely didn’t intend to go so far but she definitely had a good time.
Lottie lowkey might. It’s kinda hard for me to imagine Lottie having much sex pre-crash. I think she’s making out in the bathroom with you like Taissa but I don’t know if she’s taking it further. I think she’ll just wait until you’re off the plane but if you catch her on a day where she’s feeling a certain way she might….
Who’s not doing it?
Akilah is too busy sleeping. But if she’s awake, she’s too shy to do it. Will absolutely offer to help you out when you get settled into the hotel. Feels a smidge bad about it but the more she thinks about it the crazier she thinks you are. In a nice way of course, she likes how confident you are!
I’m sorry but Jackie isn’t :( She thinks that stuff should be kept private. She’s barely willing to do it at your house let alone anywhere in public. She’s also too focused on nationals. She’s lowkey judging you for asking but she’s also kind turned on and fluttered? She’d not sure how to feel.
Laura Lee isn’t doing it either. It’s not even something that crosses her mind. She’s not a very sexual person, and she wants to wait until marriage to have sex with you. She hasn’t even kissed you on the lips! I think she’d die before you even got out the words to ask her about it. She’s happy to hold your hand tho <3
cw: angsty smut anyone? reader is very mean to themselves and jackie sorry sorry! Internalized homophobia, jackie is not happy with herself or her feelings. Jackie cheating on jeff with you.
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an: Baby’s first time writing full smut…. I’ve never had sex so I don’t know how good this is…. Ahh nervous…. gulps
You haven’t talked to her since she bought the vibrator, you figured she’d need a little space and time to get used to this situation. And it’s not like she was reaching out to you at all. She avoided you even more than before. But, honestly, this space has been helpful for you too. You’ve been trying not to come off so strong, you feel like you’re really making her feel uncomfortable after some reflection and that’s the last thing you want. So, that marks you trying to avoid interactions with the women you’re attracted to.
Jackie approached you at the end of the English class you shared. Apparently her parents are out of town and you're invited to a sleep over! You assume the whole team is gonna be there. That’s the only time she’s invited you somewhere. You just kind stared at her for a second before trying to do a friendly smile (it came out more like a grimace), telling her you’d think about it. You won’t think about it, you’re absolutely not going. It sounds like a wet dream to you and that’s a problem. You don’t wanna play all the sleepover games with her. Don’t wanna play seven minutes in heaven, or spin the bottle, or truth or dare. You’re gross enough for imagining her under you, you don’t need anymore fuel to come up with even more scenarios to get yourself off at night.
Jackie isn’t sure why she invited you over, it’s probably a bad idea. Actually, it’s definitely a bad idea, the worst one she’s ever had. But, maybe if she talked to you about it, she’ll realize she’s not actually attracted to you and she’s just attracted to someone who is confident sexually. I mean, Jeff is confident but not like you are. At least that's what she’s telling herself, the only excuse she could come up with that she hasn’t already debunked with her overthinking.
You go to the sleepover. You brought it up in passing to your parents and they insisted you go, darn these annoyingly supportive parents. You’re kind of irritated, you had a routine. Every night you’d eat dinner, masturbate, take a shower and go to bed. You already know you’re gonna be irritated the whole night because you didn’t jerk off to whatever sexual situation came to mind. But you’re trying to have high hopes, maybe it’ll be good to do something normal with her. This’ll be like exposure therapy!
You take a deep breath as you stand in front of her door, watching your parents drive out sight. Too late to back out now. You’re starting to over think this. Was it stupid to show up in pajamas? You feel stupid for styling your hair a different way too. God, you’re starting to sweat, thinking about every little bad thing that could happen as you feel your mouth go dry. You could walk home, yeah it’s dark out and your parents would get pissed if they realized you snuck back home but it’s better than what can happen here. God, who the hell contemplates sneaking BACK home? You, and it’s making you feel worse, as if you needed another excuse to feel like a weirdo. The team would understand, right? Just tell them your parents don’t like sleepovers on Monday when you see them. Yeah that works. Just as you’re about to turn around to leave Jackie opens the door. She smiles, “finally, I was starting to think you wouldn’t come.” Before you could greet her she’s pulling you into her ridiculously big house.
When you enter her house, obviously, you assumed to see the rest of the team already there. But it’s empty. You furrow your brow. “Is everybody late or something?” Jackie blinks, “uhm. No. No one else is coming.” Her voice is kind meek, she shuffles over to the kitchen. “I thought it’d be good to be just us, you know? Things between us have been tense.”
You follow her to the kitchen and take a deep breath. “I mean, I don’t think they’ve ever been relaxed but I get what you mean…. I’m glad you’re being mature about this now. We can move past this weird situation.” You wave your hand like you’re shooing away a thought. Right now, you’re panicking inside. She invited you to her house for a sleepover, all alone?! Why would she do that? “Uhm, so, does Jeff know about this?” You ask Jackie.
She isn’t sure if you’re talking about this specific sleepover or your entire relationship, but the answer is no for both so she shakes her head. “He doesn’t need to know, it’s not like it’s anything serious.” Your hand tightens around the strap of your bag. “Not serious, right.” You furrowed your brow.
She was quiet for a second, just staring at each other for a minute before she awkwardly gets ready to talk. You cut her off before she gets the chance. “Why did you even invite me over?” She looks caught off guard, “and don’t give me that bonding bullshit. Sleepovers are for friends, not people who have our relationship.”
Jackie frowns, “you think we aren’t friends?” She’s offended. “Jackie, you slapped me and called me a pervert, no, I don’t consider us friends.” You cross your arms over your chest.
“What- I apologized for that, what more do you want from me?!” She exclaims. “I want you to admit you didn’t invite me over to be your fucking friend. Normal people would’ve invited me to the mall or for lunch if they wanted to just be friends.”
“I’m not supposed to want this, why are you making me feel bad about it?” Jackie gets quieter. So do you. “I’m not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just sick of pretending like we aren’t into each other. There’s a reason you put up with me and it’s not because you’re just oh so friendly.” You take a step closer, a small smirk coming onto your face. “Just say it, Jackie. That’s all you gotta do.”
Jackie stares at you before her eyes drift to your lips. You can practically see the switch in her head flip before she pounces on you. Her lips smashed into yours, her arms wrapped around your neck. Your arms wrap around her waist as you kiss back, you moan a bit in the kiss. God, this is hot. You got her angry enough for her to start making out with you, you bet Jeff hasn’t made her do that. You drop your bag on the ground, there wasn’t anything too important in there so you don’t worry about putting it somewhere specific. You smile into the kiss as your hands drift to her ass. You didn’t squeeze yet, just held them there.
She basically shoves her tongue into your mouth, catching you off guard but it’s definitely not unwelcome. Your tongues swirl together and bounce between your mouths. She’s a moaning, panting mess. You feel her hips start bucking into yours. “Mmf, Jackie- Jackie. Where’s your room?” You mumble the words between her kisses. She pulls back for a second. And for that second you’re scared you took it too far, or that she’ll suddenly snap out of it and freak out. Instead, she grabs your hand and drags you up the stairs. You eagerly follow behind.
Once you get to the room, she’s on you again. You barely get inside before she’s shoving you against the door and kissing you deeply. ‘Gosh, you didn’t even look at the room yet’ you think. You open your eyes for a second to look at the room. You notice the bed and you start pushing her back towards the bed. She understands and walks backwards, falling onto the bed that’s definitely not made for two. She smiles up at you as she props herself onto her shoulders. You crawl on top of her, smiling shyly. Both of your lips are swollen and covered in spit. “Hey.” You choke out. Jackie laughs a bit. “Hi.”
You leaned down and started laying kisses onto her neck and shoulders. She sighs and closes her eyes, enjoying the feeling. Her left hand rests on your shoulder, pushing you down slightly, you get the message. Your hand shakily snakes under her shirt, the shirt bunches up around your wrist as you drag your hand up her torso. You’re both breathing heavily as you push the shirt over her small breasts. She leans and puts her arms up so you can pull the shirt off of her. You pull away from her body for a second, just admiring. “You’re so beautiful.” You murmur.
She smiles a bit, “thank you….” Part of you wants to rush this part. Just ripping off her clothes and diving between her thighs like a manic. But she’s enjoying this right now, as far as you can tell. And you are too. You kiss her chest, slowing down to savor this moment. Your lips brush against her nipple and you glance up to see her reaction, her breath hitches so you continue. Your tongue peaks out and drags against the light brown bud. You make your way down with kisses, getting to just below her belly button before your fingers reach underneath her waist band.
“This okay?” You ask softly, she nods. “God, yes.” She lets out breathlessly. You smile against her skin and pull down her shorts and underwear in one go. Now you're face to face with her pussy. It’s shaven which you’re a bit disappointed by, but the idea of her shaving to prepare for this moment like she knew it was gonna happen makes your clit twitch.
You take two fingers and spread her lips apart, just admiring the folds and the deep pink color. The wetness coats your fingers as your hot breath fans across her clit. She blushes, “Jesus, don’t look at it like that.” She huffed. You laugh. “Sorry, you’re just so pretty, every inch of you.” You kiss her thighs as you talk. You’re absolutely jerking off to this when you get home.
Jackie puts her hand on the back of your head and impatiently pushes it down a bit. “Please.” She whines. You listen to her. Licking one big stripe up her slit. She moans softly in response. You’re not entirely sure what she’s into. Honestly, she doesn’t even know what she’s into. Jeff never did this for her. You start out slow, licking lazy circles around her clit and sucking occasionally. This is enough to make her gasp but she pants out a small ‘more’.
You don’t need to be told twice, you’re pushing your tongue harsher against her clit as you move your head up and down. She’s moaning your name and it’s going straight to your pussy. One of your hands slips down into your pants, rubbing your clit in time with your licks. The other hand is holding on her thigh for leverage. You pull back a bit and let a glob of your spit fall onto her clit, you watch it fall through her folds. Her pussy clenches and flutters. You dive back with renewed interest in making her finish in your mouth.
Her hands are clenched around the expensive sheets you lay on. Your hand rubbed your clit faster, hoping to cum when she does. This goes on for a while, licking, sucking, and rubbing. You assume she’s getting close, she’s whining more and her breaths are shorter. Which thank god that she’s close, while you’re absolutely enjoying this, you’re getting pretty tired. Your jaw aches and your tongue is tired, you didn’t even know your tongue could get tired!
She finally came with a loud exhale, her thighs shook and clamped around her head. You kept licking until she finally relaxed, prolonging her orgasm for her but mostly to try to cum with her. You didn’t get to cum before she was pushing your head away, and while that is kind of disappointing you still had a good time. You pulled away with a smile, the lower half of your face was covered in her slick and your own spit.
She huffed as you laid next to her. “So, better than Jeff?” You ask teasingly. “Bet it was better than that toy too.” Jackie seemed to freeze up at the mention of Jeff. “We’re not doing that again.” Jackie suddenly pulled the covers over her body.
You blinked, the smile leaving your face as you watched her uncomfortably stare anywhere that wasn’t you. “oh. Okay.” You say, biting the inside of your lip. “That’s okay, I guess. We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to…” You didn’t even try to hide the disappointment in your voice. “Does that mean you didn’t like it?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.” She looked angry which made you pause. You sat up and looked at her. “Jackie.” You say, “if I did something wrong I want you to tell me.” She just shook her head. “It’s not you…. I just, ugh.” She sat up too, “I’m supposed to be with Jeff. And I just cheated on him with you.”
The way she said ‘you’ caught you off guard. God, every time she talks about you it’s like you’re the devil and she’s ashamed of you. “Jesus, Jackie.” You shake your head. “You don’t have to sound so disgusted by me. Surely, I don’t disturb you that much.”
Jackie kept quiet. You sigh. “You know what, why don’t you call Jeff and get him to clean *my* lips off of you.” You say sarcastically. “I bet he wouldn’t even consider it cheating, he’d probably ask to join next time because he’s a fucking moron who can’t realize who’s girlfrined is a lesbian.”
“You don’t know my boyfriend, shut up!” She shouts, you pressed your lips together. “Mhm, well I think you know him and you wish you didn’t. But keep telling yourself that you like him. I’m sure you’re super fucking happy with him.” You got out of her bed and walked towards the door. You look at her for a split second, her face is red as angry tears streamed down her puffy cheeks. You wanted to comfort her. You knew she was probably going through a lot mentally and you’d apologize for it later. But right now you just felt like lashing out at her even more.
It’s not the fact that she doesn’t want to do this again, it’s how she goes about telling you. You haven’t even washed her cum off your face and she’s already yelling at you to get out of her house. She couldn’t even admit she likes the touch from someone of the same sex. You don’t have to put up with her emotions if she doesn’t even put yours into consideration.
She treats you like shit, right now, every single little thing she’s done to you is running through your mind. Every time she looked at you like you were beneath her, and not in a good way. Every time she talked about you like you were unworthy of her attention.
You shake your head and leave her room, slamming the door behind you. You go back to her kitchen and wash your face and hands quickly. You know it’s stupid to leave so late at night but you’re so frustrated you don’t care. You shake your hands dry and grab your bag, you throw it over your shoulder and leave her house. You walk all the way back to your house in your pajamas. You assume the look on your face makes you look unapproachable because nobody talked to you. Not even at the busy bar you passed. The cool night air helps the tension leave your shoulders as you make it home. You lock the front door behind you and take a deep breath, going to your room and tossing your bag on the floor next to your bed.
Jackie holds back a sob as she hears you leave. God, she couldn’t figure out what was wrong with her. She didn’t wanna feel like this. Everything was going fine before you came around. Her relationship was fine, her friendships were fine, her life was fine. But then you came in, just being yourself and you had her infatuated. Being around you made her realize that her life was boring. Every time there was a dull moment of silence she thought back to you and how you would try to ruffle her feathers. You make her heart race in a way she doesn’t want to explain. She says it’s frustration, but deep inside she knows it’s excitement.
You sit on your bed for a bit, just thinking. You’re not as angry as you were, but now you’re just kinda sad. You sigh, your body full of regret as you stare at the floor. You know what you do when you’re upset? You jerk off! It’s probably not the best thing to do but you didn’t even get to cum earlier. You reach for the box underneath your bag and grab your waterproof mini wand. You grab some other clothes and get ready for a shower. You pause, deciding to leave a note on the front door for your parents. You’re definitely falling asleep after you finish, you’re probably gonna sleep in, and since you’re not at Jackie’s house, they might panic. You write ‘back home, don’t need to get picked up!’ with your name at the bottom. You tape it to the front door and head to the shower.
You strip down and get into the shower, letting the warm water run down your nude body. Putting the wand on your clit and letting it buzz against you, you envision her. Her pretty pussy, her pretty breasts, her pretty face…. That was covered in tears when you left. Ugh, don’t think about that right now. Just focus on what she tasted like, how she sounded while moaning your name…. Or how she sniffled while your back was turned to her. Okay, this isn’t working, and you’re frustrated. You just wanna cum, you’ve never felt so guilty that you can’t jerk off. You sigh and turn off the vibrator, setting it to the side. You think this is the first shower you’ve had without jerking off in a while, you just scrub your body and get out.
You’re laying in your warm bed with a clean body, normally, you’d feel content in this situation. But you can only think about how you’re now too emotionally invested with Jackie Taylor to relax. Practice is gonna fucking suck.
another an: i was planning on making this more fluffy but the angst took over me like venom, I'll try to make the next time happier.... maybe😣
Cw: nsfw!!! Fem!reader, I don't think I specified pronouns but tagging just in case, reader lowkey not a good person in this…. But perverts usually aren't so its fine guys, self-degrading and delusional reader. Jackie and reader are both 18 in this!
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who moves into Wiskayok a month before school starts again. With no friends you explore the town, stopping into literally every shop including shops that you’re honestly not interested in. in a small corner on the east side, you find an adult store. The front of it is just lingerie, nudist magazines, and condoms. Behind the curtain in the back however has all the interesting stuff. You’d walk around for a bit, wondering if you should spend whatever money you have on sex toys. You do. By the time school starts you have an embarrassing collection of sex toys and a job at the sex shop.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who hates Wiskayok highschool, obviously, who likes school? However, you noticed that all the girls here are ridiculously pretty. It’s genuinely annoying how fucking gorgeous everyone here is. How are you not supposed to look at them? Sure, you’re ashamed of your wandering eyes but as long as no one found out, you didn’t care. Recently, one girl caught your eye more than the others. Jackie Taylor. You would roll your eyes at how well she fits into that perfect rich girl mold if they weren’t too busy undressing her from across the English lit classroom as she hugs her boyfriend goodbye at the door.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who played soccer in their old school. You’re relatively good at it, so you try out for the team and get in. What you didn’t know is that Jackie was the soccer captain. You didn’t know whether you should be grateful or not. You get to see more of her but now she’s gonna try to socialize with you and you’ll probably embarrass yourself so hard you’ll become a school legend. You also didn’t want her to see just how much you stared at her. Well…. Part of you did. But that was just a sick fantasy where she’d call you out and call you disgusting and pathetic. And you certainly didn’t want to see her getting undressed in the locker room no matter how many times you imagined it.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who actually talks to Jackie for the first time and keeps their cool…. For the most part. It’s after practice when the sun is just now starting to set. Everybody is sweaty and disgusting. You’re out of breath and throwing your bag over your shoulder when Jackie jogs over to you. “Hey, would you wanna hang out tomorrow? All of us are going to see Scream.” You look down at her and nod, “uh, yeah. I should be able to do that. Which showing?” You are surprised to see so close to you. “The one at 6, I hope you can make it.” You just smile awkwardly as she grins and runs back to get a ride home from Shauna.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who jerks off that night thinking about fingering Jackie in the dark movie theater while she tries to stay quiet. Laying in bed with your eyes closed, thinking about the little noises she’d make. Imagining how your teammates would look over and ask if she's okay but she’s gotta stay quiet because she doesn’t wanna be a degenerate like you.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who goes to work the next morning not thinking anything interesting will happen today. The only thing on your agenda today is stock some shelves, check out customers, and go to the movies. The first few people to come in are regulars, the older single men in town who check out the porn tapes and don’t bring them back rewinded. You’re stocking new issues of playboys when the bells above the door rings. “Hey, welcome in! Let me know if you need help or suggest-” You cut yourself off when you see it’s Jackie Taylor standing in the middle of rows of thongs and matching bras. You blink. She looks mortified. “Oh…. hey.” She doesn’t answer, she just stays frozen staring at you. “Uhm, well. We’re both mature, sex is totally normal and nothing to be ashamed of. This is a no judgement zone.” You hide your smile of amusement as a welcoming one. Jackie doesn’t take the bait. She turns and walks out so fast she bumps into a rack of porn magazines. You slightly frown, you’re disappointed. You hoped to see what she’d buy so you could imagine her using it later. Or better yet, she asks you what you think would work best. But for now, you just hope she won’t ignore you out of shame now.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who does in fact get ignored out of shame by Jackie. You’re surprised Jackie even showed up to movie night at all considering she knew you were coming. Honestly, you're surprised you even showed up. But she did show up, looking all polished and composed. You tried talking to her but she was not appreciative of that. It wasn’t even about the shop! She didn’t blow up at you or give you any dirty looks, but it’s still irritating to get ignored, especially when you’re talking to someone directly. She decides to sit in the row in front of you. Your eyes flickered between her and the bloody screen, you weren’t even in the mood for horror anymore. You wonder if she’s secretly judging you for being so sexual you work at a literal shop for it. She probably is, but you try not to think about it. So you don’t get even more annoyed.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!ready who gets the chance to talk to Jackie in the bathroom. She’s washing her hands as you walk in. “Oh…. hey Jackie.” You smile, she freezes for a second before frowning. She looks around the bathroom to make sure no one is in there. “You’re not gonna tell anyone, right?” You shark your head, “uh, no. Not at all. It’s no one’s business but your own.” God, you wish it was your business. “Okay, good. I don’t need people knowing about that stuff, I’m not a pervert.” You blink and furrow your brow, slightly offended. "Does that imply I’m a pervert?” Of course you’re a pervert, and while it doesn’t feel good to be called it, you knew what you were. Her eyes widened as she realized what she said, “what? No! I didn’t- I wasn’t!” She’s stumbling over her words as she tries to come up with a defense. “I didn’t mean it like that, it’s just…. That’s your job, you’re supposed to be like that.” You tilt your head. “Like that? What is that supposed to mean, Jackie?” You’re fucking with her, “last time I checked, you’re the one who walked into the store.” Now Jackie’s upset, she huffs, drys her hands, and heads towards the door. “Whatever. I don’t have to explain myself to you.” You smile to yourself after she leaves, secretly giddy that you got under her skin.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who starts holding this over Jackie’s head. It’s fucked up, you know that. And honestly, you wouldn’t have cared about it if she handled it maturely. You’ve checked out sex toys for half the town, you know what secrets are under their beds or in their closet and you don’t care. But her reaction is just too good. It gives you a sick satisfaction knowing that you’re the one who knows this about her. Winks in the locker room, a knowing smile when she’s with her boyfriend, a glance when the teammates are talking about how Natalie missed practice for a guy again, even teases while helping each other stretch. You’re surprised she hasn’t reported you for it yet, it makes you think she might enjoy it just as much as you do.
Right now it’s friday afternoon, and she’s walking towards you with fury in her eyes in the empty locker room. Your bra clad body shrinks a bit. “Uh, you okay, Jackie?” You ask, a slightly startled look on your face. “No, I’m not okay! You told Natalie?!” She all but shouts. You’re totally confused. “Dude, I’m barely friends with Natalie, why would I tell her?” Now you’re getting angry, you might fuck with her but you promised you wouldn’t tell anyone. “Well, why did she bring up the sex shop to me then?” She looks like an angry bunny, her hands curled into fists by her sides and a pout on her face.
“Probably because you’re so wound up everybody can tell your boyfriend doesn’t fuck you right.” You say bluntly in her face. You don’t know if she’s a virgin or not, you know she’s probably done some sexual stuff with her boyfriend. But you also know that a lot of the time, when people buy sex toys it’s because their sex life is getting boring. “Everyone can see it, Jackie. Either he’s not doing it right or he’s not doing it at all. You need to relax, jerk off or get someone else to do it.” She scoffs and starts to walk away, you call after her. “Hey, if you need help you know where to find it!” She turns around quickly and slaps you before standing there in shock as if she hadn’t been the one to do it. You’re in shock too, not because you didn’t deserve it, but because you didn’t think she’d be an aggressive person.
Jackie gasps a bit and covers her mouth. Neither of you know what to do in this situation. Your hand comes to your cheek as your shock turns into a stinging pain you knew was coming. “Ow.” Is the only thing you can get out as you rub your face. “I-” Jackie starts to talk before closing her mouth. She takes a few steps back before turning on her heel and speed-walking away. Now you’re alone again in the locker room with your thoughts, your gross perverted thoughts start being, well, gross and perverted. You change out of your uniform and go home with your mind on how hard she hit.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who rides their dildo thinking about how Jackie hated them. Imagining her over you, slapping you as she rides your thigh or grinds against your pussy. God, you want her to tell you she hates how gross you are for being turned on by it, that you’re so weird it disgusts her. Your orgasm hits you so hard you forget how to breathe for a second. You clean up and go to bed satisfied yet still wanting more.
𑣲⋆｡˚ Pervert!reader who goes to work the next morning. Saturday mornings are pretty slow, it’s usually just the regulars who come in. You’re doing a little bit of homework at the register, tapping your pencil on your slightly bruised cheek as you wait for the bell above the door to ring. And it does. It’s Jackie. She looks ashamed, you can’t tell if it’s because she’s getting something or if it’s because of yesterday. She walks up to you, trying to feign confidence, but you see right through it. You straighten up. “I wanna apologize. I shouldn’t have you hit. And that was wrong…. I’m sorry.” Jackie said with her posture so tight you think she has rigor mortis. “That’s it?” You ask. She looks a little caught off guard. “Uhm, yes.” You raise an eyebrow. “You walked all the way downtown from your house to come to my sex shop just to apologize?” Jackie crossed her arms defensively. “How do you know I walked?” You deadpan. “You’re sure as shit not asking anyone for a ride to a sex shop.” She scoffs. “Okay, fine. I walked. But why is that even a part of the conversation right now?” You take a deep breath. “Yeah okay, you walked all the way to my sex shop when you could’ve called my house or just apologized on Monday. I think you might be here for something else.” You tease, pointing at her lazily. She looks embarrassed. "Did you come here for me or something else?” You ask, she stays silent.
“Listen, I know I’ve been a dick about this whole situation and you absolutely don’t have to buy something. But from a professional standpoint, I am happy to help with whatever you need.” You say earnestly. Jackie sighs, staying quiet for a little bit. “What do you think I should buy?” You smile a bit too wide but she thankfully doesn’t notice. “Well, I assume you haven’t used anything before. Are you looking for a couples item or something for yourself?” She looks away. “The second one.” You nod, pretending like your body isn’t shaking with excitement. You get out of your chair and start to guide her through the shop. “Well, since you’re a solo beginner I would recommend the bullet vibe. It’s small, it’s quiet, but it definitely gets the job done. Do you have a budget or anything?” You ask, it’s basic sales right now. “I have like fifty dollars.” Jackie mumbles, her face getting redder by the second as she looks over the selection. “Okay, I think you should get this one. It’s got a couple different modes and settings, and I find it to be the easiest to hold. It just kinda sits in your palm so you don’t have to strain your fingers in a certain way for a long period of time.” She nods quietly, taking the vibrator off the shelf. “Did you want something else or is that good enough for you today?” She shakes her head. “This is fine.” You walk her to the register, the vibrator is fifteen dollars and she hands it over quickly. You wrap up the toy with the discreet paper and bag and hand it to her with the receipt in the bag, telling her how to take care of it. She starts to walk away when you smile. “Let me know how it works for you!” She ignores you.
𑣲⋆｡˚Jackie Taylor who gets home with her vibrator. She sets it on the bed and sits down next to it, staring at it. Jackie doesn’t really know what to make of you, you seem nice enough. You kind of keep to yourself, not causing problems or doing anything good. But sometimes you look a little too long, or you tease her too much. And now after this whole situation, she finds you frustrating yet interesting? You’re confident in your sexuality, something she’s not. She wonders if you’ve been with anyone, she assumes yes but she hasn’t seen you talk to anyone any differently than you talk to someone else. This leads Jackie to think about your life before moving here. God, you were just so confusing to her. One minute you can barely talk to her and the next you're giving her advice on what sex toy she should buy. She’s never met someone who irritates her and intrigues her at the same time so intensely. She sighs, taking the vibrator out of the bag. She’s home alone and has no plans for a while. Jackie takes it out of the box and cleans it up.
She’s laying in bed with her shorts off, she's still in her lace cami and gray, cotton underwear that was growing a dark spot more and more by the second. She bites her lips and takes off her underwear. She clicks the vibrator once to turn on the lowest setting, she puts it on her clit and gasps. It’s not too strong or rough like Jeff’s fingers, it’s gentle and feels like heavenly. She sighs as she gets comfortable, letting herself feel the vibrations while she closes her eyes. She lets her mind wander, she really tries to think about Jeff, She wants to think about Jeff. But she just keeps thinking about how you’re the one who sold it to her, that you know what she’s doing with it, and how you’re the one who recommended it to her. She wondered if you had the same one, if you’ve masturbated with the same setting or if you liked it rougher. That thought had her bucking into her hand without realizing. She clicks it higher, breathing heavily as she envisions you in your bed…. Now she’s envisioning you in her bed. Would you let her take control? God, would you make her take more than she can handle? She didn’t even realize she was close until she was already cumming, moaning into her hand as her hips twitched and clit pulsed against the smooth silicone. Jackie turns off the vibrator and lays there for a minute before post nut clarity hit. She’s mortified with herself. Not only did she cum super easily (something that never happens), but it was to the thought of you! She tries to reason with herself. She’s not gay, or lesbian, or whatever. This was a one time thing. Next time she’d think of Jeff, next time she’d think of any man she could. She couldn’t be gay. I mean sure, she's thought about girls, and kissed girls, but that doesn't mean she's gay, right?
part two is here!
This is kinda short and a nothing burger, I'm gonna post more of this but I just wanted to see what would be the publics reaction.... I also have a Natalie one in the works if anyone is interested👀👀 okieee byeee, heart emoji!
an: this is my first x reader headcannons #gulp I hope they're good, im up to hear any criticism or if anybody has any request feel free to send them in my inbox!!
Warnings: none! Maybe just bad writing idk😓
♬⋆.˚ i imagine you hang out with his friends and more specifically lyla and that's how you met sean. sean sees you talking to lyla and just kind of freezes, after you leave he starts asking lyla all kinds of questions about you. "you know them? how do you know them? when did you meet? what are they into?"
♬⋆.˚ he eventually convinces lyla to invite you to one of their hang outs and you guys have a blast. their duo becomes your trio! sometimes they whisper about you when you either leave the room or your back is turned which.... 😭😭 but it's never anything mean, it's mostly lyla going "dude, stop being so fucking weird!" or "are you gonna talk to them or just stare the whole time?" he shushes her and insists he's gonna talk to you (he doesnt)
♬⋆.˚ one night, you and lyla finally manage to drag him to a party. lyla goes off and starts talking to her other friends and sean just kind of sticks by you. you guys have a couple beers and split a joint outside, talking about nothing and everything in the cool October air. He's mostly just listening, small 'mhm's and 'oh yeah's mumble out of his mouth occasionally. you can't tell if he's really listening or just zoning out to the sound of your voice. he is actually listening, he just doesn't want to interrupt your flow. at some point, you get tired of talking and you sit in heavy silence, passing the weed back and forth between you guys. you're both just in your own heads, thinking about each other. you take a deep breath and just decide to say it, "do you like me?" you said it so casually he almost didn't realize what you meant. he straightens himself in the chair with wide eyes. he stumbles on his words trying to explain, "well i- i uhm... what?" he lets out a pained laugh, looking like he wants to be anywhere but here. "Do you like me?" you'd repeat for him. "it's really fine if you don't, i just.... i don't know, it felt like you liked me too." he just kind of stares at you for a second, "you like me?" he clarifies. "i wouldn't have asked if i didn't." then he smiles, wide and bright like he just won a million dollars. "oh uhh. yeah, yes i do." he grins, looking between his lap and you. now you're both smiling.
♬⋆.˚ ugh he's so awkward and shy at the start of your relationship. he's incredibly hesitant to show any affection with you. he'll side hug you and hold your hand (even when your hands get sweaty, he won't let go until you do). He never really kisses you in public at the beginning but once you guys have gotten more comfortable with each other, he'll give you small pecks. he'd never full on makeout with you in public, he hates couple who do that and he refuses to be one of them
♬⋆.˚ he really likes dates where there's no pressure for him to talk; movies and concerts mainly. he likes movies dates bc its dark and he can just look at you without you noticing, you're focused on the movie anyway, but he loves concert dates. the music, the excitement, jumping and dancing around with you as you both scream the lyrics, what's not to love!
♬⋆.˚ his family knew you before you got together, his dad and daniel both love you! daniel especially liked you, he is always interrupting your alone time. he admires you a lot and is constantly asking you questions. "do you like minecraft? do you like to draw? Can you play with me, sean never does." you always cave and play with daniel while sean lowkey sulks and pouts the whole time (we all saw how he acted in the beginning of episode three when esteban started lecturing him.)
♬⋆.˚ Sleepovers when youre at your house are kinda awkward, he doesnt really know how to act around your family even if theyre really welcoming. He always wakes up before you and if you're at your house he'll just stay in your room (hes scared hell run into a family member and have to make weird small talk) but when you have sleepovers at the diaz house its really fun. Esteban lets you guys close the door and have your alone time, he trusts you guys. daniel on the other hand does not appreciate the privacy his dad has granted you, he's knocking on the door, asking if you guys wanted to watch a movie or telling you dinner is ready or that its time for dessert or just talking about how "dad said i could hang out with you guys". if you watch a movie with him he falls asleep in the middle of it and lays his head on your shoulder (AWW). the next morning when you and Sean are laying in bed, just enjoying each other's embrace daniel will literally burst through the door to tell you breakfast is ready. Sean tell him to get out, he does not. Esteban totally doesn't condone that... nooooo way!!! (yes he does) (he thinks its hilarious and hes constantly teasing you guys)
♬⋆.˚ Daniel likes making you drawing and little gifts, always making sure you never go home empty handed. Sean also makes drawings and little gifts but he never gives them to you unless you beg. He gets really smiley when you compliment his art, if you compliment him enough he'll start to give you drawings a lot more often. I can totally imagine him drawing on birthday cards and in your notebooks. He also draws on you! It also gives him an excuse to touch you so you become his new favorite canvas.
♬⋆.˚ He tried to teach you ride a skateboard if you don't already know, he thinks its pretty cute when you fail a trick and get a little frustrated.
♬⋆.˚ He talks to you in Spanish sometimes specifically if you dont speak it, usually when you're alone and in bed. It's easier for him to express what hes feeling for you that way. If you do speak he'll still confess to you in Spanish, but it's when youre asleep.
♬⋆.˚ Lowkey a bad influence (everybody boo sean!) If you don't already smoke he encourages you to try, cigarettes or weed.... honestly both. Hes always holding the joint to your lips and telling you to take one more hit before he puts it out. He just likes when you guys are too spaced out to be worried about anything. You guys are totally making out when you're high!!! The sweet spot at his house is right after school when esteban is at work and daniel is at his after school program, you get an hour home alone, use it wisely!
♬⋆.˚ He smells very clean, I don't think he uses or buys any cologne or scented soaps, as long as hes clean and wearing deodorant hes alright with it. But if you gift him a cologne he definitely wears it on dates, when you point out how hes wearing it while hugging hello he gets a little flustered and smiles shyly, thanking you again for the gift.
♬⋆.˚ He has really bad abandonment issues. Which neither of you register until your first big fight. You guys never really argue but when you do its pretty bad. After it sits in for a while, sean cries. When you dont speak the next day hes suddenly imagining you leaving and being happier without him like his mom and he panics. He checks his phone to see if you called, you didn't. He checks your socials to see if you posted, you didn't. He feels like he cant breath, so he caves and calls you. He tried to the fact that he had been crying but you can tell. His voice was thick and he kept swallowing harshly. "I'm sorry. I'm really fucking sorry, I don't wanna lose you over something so stupid and pointless." Your heart breaks at his words. "You're not gonna lose me, ever." You'd tell him. "I promise im still here. Please lets just meet up and we'll talk."
♬⋆.˚ you guys constantly have those "you choose" "nah you can pick" fights when it comes to getting food or watching movies, he genuinely cant think of anything when you decide to redirect the question and him so its just back and forth for a while.
♬⋆.˚ hes so good with kids even tho he's kind of awkward around them. He says he doesn't like kids, and he uses daniel as an excuse but if you have any younger siblings or cousins they're just all over him. Great babysitter honestly
Oh these are so fun to make im definitely doing more🥹 okay bye guys, heart emoji!
