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to summarize: you have the moral backbone of a flatworm if your response every time harry potter comes up is to make it about your inability to give up a book

theparadigmshifts

also i'm such a gemma girlie. i don't mean in relation to mark or vs helly i don't care about any of that i'm a gemma girl forever. it's me and her. what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus

randomologie

Hey bro can you put this dick in your mouth I just want to see what it looks like real quick.

eyes-of-avalir

this episode has convinced me that it is vic, not brennan, who is sam's true narrative foil. his archnemesis. a worthy adversary who does not hesitate to throw his psychological torment right back at him

#Sam is Brennnan’s archenemy #but Vic is Sam’s archenemy

rslashrats

new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

4r53n1c

ONE WRONG BABYYYY

jazzymothcryptid

@inv-kob

i wont tell you why i pinged you. and you dont say anything, dont ruin the suprise

inv-kob

I see.

tubes-the-ann

Seems about correct

venn364

Vibes alone cannot help you. It’s all about the [redacted]

#don’t want to ruin the fun so I’m putting this in the tags #here are ways to distinguish mice and rats in pictures #12/12 #1: rats are much bigger than mice they weigh about 100x what a mouse weighs #2: the tail is girthier in comparison to their body in rats #also rats tails just look weirder? like they look less smooth and rougher #3: rats have much longer toes in proportion to their body than mice #4: if all else fails use the shout as rats have longer snouts than mice

ruinedchildhood

catgirlforeskin

Me on the nipple if I’m being honest

catgirlforeskin

:(

hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent

torschlusspanikattack

tbh i don’t really get when people say ‘it’s not heroic, it’s the bare minimum’ about things they presumably want to encourage, if you’re really that pragmatic why does the exact motivation matter, downplaying the act you want to happen is not going to make it happen more, is it

st-just

Listening to a podcast about the Japanese student movement in the 60s/70s and just kind of staring dead-eyed out the window as it starts talking about how the actual goals of various strikes and protests fell to the wayside as different flavors of left-wing activists grew more focused on viciously feuding and (literally) beating each other into the hospital with sticks.

amvs

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

amvs

off to a great start everyone

amvs

i’ve been reading the tags all day i truly cannot pick a favorite so here’s more

amvs

#got called a pedophile apologist who doesn’t understand consent because I said I liked Poor Things

homunculus-argument

You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless fucking nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right)

homunculus-argument

As a more thorough demonstration, today the road looked like this:

(blatant paint-over of my own photo, because I needed you to see what I saw)

And my phone camera made it look like this:

#literally all you need to do most of the time is increase the exposure

self-loving-vampire

Antivax parents have lost it so completely. Measles is a preventable disease and there was a good chance that if they had vaccinated their children 0 of them would have died. This was literally the first measles death in the country in decades because vaccines are that good at preventing it.

But instead they are essentially treating them as expendable. Sure, one of them died but the other 4 got better so apparently that's fine even though it's considerably worse than what happens to vaccinated kids (generally don't get measles at all). A worthy sacrifice for the sake of their faith in alternative medicine grifts.

busybyzantium

“Measles is good for the body. Yeah, we have a 20% death rate within our own family but it’s good for the body!”

God I can’t believe how traumatic it’s going to be when those other kids grow up and realize that their parents basically killed their sibling on purpose.