Billy butcher

I hate omlander

[butcher-offical]

you’re very (abusive) father figure :3

“I try not to be for my Becca”

[butcher-offical]

*slides photo over to butcher*

This came STRAIGHT from Homelander's apartment. He took a little trip out of office, and I was able to get in and out real quick.

*Also passes a folder that contains a few more physical pictures to Butcher*

Turns out the FREAK keeps folders filled with pics of his victims. This folder's got "Supersonic" written on it. Vought claimed he overdosed, but this sure as hell doesn't look like an OD!

“Jesus…Thx champ your helpful”

[butcher-offical]

I totally ship you and Maeve definitely my otp at least as much as it can get on the boys bc I highly enjoy two broken people heal each other /help eachother and you and Maeve could have had that or some people think like a pregnancy should have been explored

“Sleeping with Meave felt like a betrayal to my Becca…”

[butcher-offical]

butcher why do uu say cunt so much like is there no better word to use???

“Because I want to”

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[theemeralddragonking]

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

[awakened-void-deity]

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

[man-offical]

men DO NOT support ICE ok?

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*smoke detectors DO NOT support ICE*

*BEEP BEEP!!*

[boiling-with-rage]

EUCLYDIANS DO NOT SUPPORT ICE !!!!

[defendsbadfictionalpeople]

Caribou do not support ICE!!

[dollybitezz]

Canines of any kind DO NOT support ICE

[purewhimsicality]

magical girls and plurals and jirais and menheras DO NOT support ice.

[rennylareddisonkennedy]

Renny & Reddison do NOT support ice or anything connected to it ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[nothottopic]

Hedgehogs do not support ICE

[ethanwintersiscool]

Ethan Winters does not support ice

[karl-heisenberg-official]

Lord Heisenberg does not support ice

[therealjuliekirn]

Miss Julie Kirn does not support ice.

[philipgraveskitten]

seals do NOT support ICE

[butcher-offical]

Butcher does NOT support ICE

[butcher-offical]

Hello. I've managed to get some super classified photos from the "jet crash" that killed the mayor of Baltimore.

Looks like homelander is behind ANOTHER plane crash, which is unsurprising.

I've already posted this image, but I thought I'd give it to you as well. You know, in case I get... exterminated.

I'll keep poking around to see what else I can find 🫡

"Well aren't u a helpful lad"

[butcher-offical]

ur so tuff and awesome sauce🥹🥹

"Heh...well don't I got fans"

[butcher-offical]

Hey its me, Ishowspeed! Can I join your crew? Christian Ronaldo SUUIIII!!! *backflips*

"I mean what can ya lot offer to the boys and I might maybe think it over with u joinin my crew"

[thedeepofficial]

Might wanna do what Butcher asks of you. After all, I can call off the protest anytime! Until the day of, of course.

Weigh your options carefully, deep.

...which thing dude? Kill homelander or kiss him?

[butcher-offical]

"Well I'm waiting ya cunts"

@thedeepofficial

[butcher-offical]

Butcher! Can you slam me against the wall then I say Thank you? Please *puppy eyes*

"I'm startin to see why all ya cunts are freakin out everyone"

*slams against wall*

[thedeepofficial]

Hey, Deep. I’ll give you $67 dollars if you kiss Soldier Boy

I'm gonna ask soldier boy..

@gargle-my-ballsack

We could use the money on coral dude.

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Kiss me where…..?”

[thedeepofficial]

I'm guessing the same way they payed me and a train to kiss dude.

No homo though.

@gargle-my-ballsack

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“I’m not kissing you. Your saliva is weird.”

[thedeepofficial]

Dude it's 76 dollars. For coral cmon! Plus my paycheck was delayed by a week..for allegedly breaking the hallway wall.

Plus they never said we had to use tongue bro- did you automatically assume open mouth kissing bro? That's so gay no cap ha.

@gargle-my-ballsack

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“It’s 67 dollars…not 76. You probably kiss every guy here, how do I know you don’t have zombie herpes in your mouth from the infected mutation that has a fucking tumblr account now apparently.”

[thedeepofficial]

I've never kissed black noir first of all. And 67 dollars is still money dude just do it!

I don't have STDs. I got tested.

*deep crossed his arms.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

Soldier Boy leans forward, crossing his arms loosely and gives Deep a soft peck on the lips.

[thedeepofficial]

Great dude! This for sure is enough to get us the money. Also first 60 seconds no homo!

Okay phew.

[gargle-my-ballsack]

Soldier Boy shrugs apathetically.

[butcher-offical]

"Huh, didn't take ya for a lads lads soldier boy..."

@gargle-my-ballsack

@thedeepofficial

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Stop being British.”

[butcher-offical]

"No"

@gargle-my-ballsack

[butcher-offical]

Hello william butcher. It seems you of all people managed to appear on social media at the worst possible time, do me a favor and stop riling up homelander.

I already have enough to deal with, I don't need this aswell.

-🦇 anon

"Hmmm, no you cunt fck omlander I do whatever the hell I want on this website oh and run back to omlander and tell him that he can suck my-"

[americasrealhero]

You're pathetic. No wonder your dad ended up getting your guppy, you won't even try to get him back. You act like a wolf but then turn out to be a puppy standing there with its tail between its legs.

-🦇 anon

((Bat anon is brutally honest))

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

[butcher-offical]

"But ain't that true?"

@americasrealhero

[thedeepofficial]

Hey, Deep. I’ll give you $67 dollars if you kiss Soldier Boy

I'm gonna ask soldier boy..

@gargle-my-ballsack

We could use the money on coral dude.

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Kiss me where…..?”

[thedeepofficial]

I'm guessing the same way they payed me and a train to kiss dude.

No homo though.

@gargle-my-ballsack

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“I’m not kissing you. Your saliva is weird.”

[thedeepofficial]

Dude it's 76 dollars. For coral cmon! Plus my paycheck was delayed by a week..for allegedly breaking the hallway wall.

Plus they never said we had to use tongue bro- did you automatically assume open mouth kissing bro? That's so gay no cap ha.

@gargle-my-ballsack

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“It’s 67 dollars…not 76. You probably kiss every guy here, how do I know you don’t have zombie herpes in your mouth from the infected mutation that has a fucking tumblr account now apparently.”

[thedeepofficial]

I've never kissed black noir first of all. And 67 dollars is still money dude just do it!

I don't have STDs. I got tested.

*deep crossed his arms.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

Soldier Boy leans forward, crossing his arms loosely and gives Deep a soft peck on the lips.

[thedeepofficial]

Great dude! This for sure is enough to get us the money. Also first 60 seconds no homo!

Okay phew.

[gargle-my-ballsack]

Soldier Boy shrugs apathetically.

[butcher-offical]

"Huh, didn't take ya for a lads lads soldier boy..."

@gargle-my-ballsack

@thedeepofficial

[butcher-offical]

butcher you know you look like a trusted adult

"Lad, I'm pretty sure not"

[americasrealhero]

Still being pathetic and ignoring deep?.

-🦇 anon

I’m not pathetic!..

[butcher-offical]

"Are u sure cunt?"

@americasrealhero

[butcher-offical]

If it didnt kill you instantly do you think uranium would taste good

"Uranium? hm sounds like it woulda tasted like som typa chemicals like soap smells good but taste like a buncha ass mate"