I’m Here To Save You, I’m Here To Ruin You. @ssnakehandss - Tumblr Blog

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

emil

peggle make phone calls

iapislazuli

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”

iapislazuli

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

quasi-normalcy

scarletjohansson

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

cafffine

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

rheumaticrhetoric

whiterabbitloveposting

For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).