sappho enthusiast

dee | early 20s | us | she/her there is no rhyme or reason to any of my posting. but there will be a lot of jim moriarty and mormor. yes, in the year of our lord 2026. send me a message i love to talk <3

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[tsunflowers]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

[kosmogrl]

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[sapphireh3arts]

today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the life they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[butchersmiles]

called my mom the other day to tell her they updated the acronym for pride month and now the + in lgbtqia+ stands for plus size. nearly gave her and my father an aneurysm. 10/10 would recommend doing to your parents also

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[stuckinapril]

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

[stuckinapril]

Mama whole life ahead of you!!!

[ceci-silly-drawings]

Let's burn the world down if they do this without Andrew Because using images of his character only makes me get my hopes up.

🥀

[moriartyfortheevening1]

The gotta invite him to this..right? RIGHT???

[furryprovocateur]

sooooo many sexuality labels only exist because you are all afraid of the freedom that bisexuality offers

[furryprovocateur]

hm okay well i am not reading the rest of that ♥️

[butchersmiles]

tgi by halsey has hit so different for me lately, knowing surgery is creeping closer and closer, and i'm racing against paralysis—all while i've met who i truly believe to be the love of my life, and he is so caring and kind through it all, and the whole time i know his life is going to be changed if he stays through this, and my writing career is finally starting to solidify into something while things around me are falling apart and my health is deteriorating every single day

like... only living girl in la, dog years, the end, panic attack, i believe in magic, lucky, the great impersonator, afraid of the dark, lessons, nothing!, and of course EVERY single letter to god.... halsey has brought me comfort through so many hard times, but this year i've viewed this album through a whole new light

[butchersmiles]

since 2017 i've spent 18.7 entire days listening to halsey... surely this is indicative of nothing

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

[loveridden1999]

realest ever