5ft menace with pronouns™

they/them

[ethane-e]

My bloodweave works

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

[yesterdayiwrote]

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

[zaziki1412]

Reblog cause FACTS

[drrattt]

Just saw a post about non omegaverse DunkBaelor having a breeding kink and had a a dumb idea that made me laugh.

Ok so they are like that and then one day Maekar gets an emergency you need to come to Dragonstone NOW!! Missive

So he drops everything (he’s holding a drunk Daeron at the time) and sets off.

There he finds, Brynden and Shiera already there.

Brynden looks haunted while Shiera has that manic look in her eyes.

He doesn’t have time to dwell on it because he is ushered to his brothers solar.

There he sees Baelor and Dunk near the hearth. Baelor standing and Dunk sitting staring at something near the fire.

As he gets close Maekar is very fucking confused

There’s a dragon egg here

A big one, maybe the size of a one year old. That’s not the weirdest part of it all. As the egg looks fresh. Not calcified. Bright mirage of colours reminding him of watching sunsets in Dorne paint the egg.

Maekar asks that the fuck is going on.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR HEDGE KNIGHT GAVE BIRTH TO AN EGG!! HOW IS THAT EVEN-No dont answer that I don’t want to fucking know. Is it a dragon or a child or a third thing????

Baelor admits he doesn’t know which is why he asked Shiera to come but all she did was cackle manically and call dibs on the egg shell once it hatched.

Maekar is just flabbergasted and turns to see Dunk just hands in a prayer stance covering the bottom of his face , eyes wide and unblinking at the egg.

Maekar just squats down and tries to poke the egg only to have his hand swatted away from the egg by the hedge knight at the exact moment his brother smacks the back of his head.

Maekar turns round to snap at his brother only to hear the crack of the egg hatching.

They all fix their eyes on the egg as the head of a new born dragon pokes its way out of the new opening of the egg.

[cellamare]

[mikkeneko]

I thought at the time and still maintain that Victor's actions make perfect sense if you take the premise that he's just coming off an extended major depressive episode. this is EXACTLY the kind of behavior you would expect to see from someone who has categorically realized "I can't live like this any more" and has just been presented with an alternative that doesn't involve suicide

[keltbh]

heatwaves cannot kill a dragon

[owwllly]

cult leader husbands

[ssschur]

cold opens: brooklyn nine-nine

the overmining | S04E09

[miciopersonellasiepe-deactivate]

Personal space? We don't do that here

+ small bonus

[14th-lulullaby]

I'M in the airport so is my time to upload my shit post from tw

[krfbooks]

yes critical analysis of media is super valuable but I think suspension of disbelief isn't practiced enough

"the beginning relied so much on fate/chance meetings/a bizarre set of circumstances that could have solved the conflict if avoided" babe that's an inciting incident

[krfbooks]

to iterate my point more clearly: suspension of disbelief and understanding conventions of storytelling is critical analysis while nitpicking like you're cinemasins is just annoying

[kittycatxoxo1]

Suguru: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Satoru: You and me!

Suguru: *tearing up* Ok.

[stealingpotatoes]

My last girlfriend turned into the moon.

[kittycatxoxo1]

Suguru: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Satoru: You and me!

Suguru: *tearing up* Ok.

[norithelord]

SuperBat café date? :>

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

[floweryanarchy]

As soon as I seen the cyberpunk/dbh au I immediately caught the brainrot. I’ve been itching to draw something for it.

Credits for Gale and Astarions character design 100% goes to @dumptruck and the amazing artwork they do.

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