[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[dryad-knifeplay]

Harrow The Ninth is primarily an exploration of the question “What if you were coworkers Forever”

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[iphisesque]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

[twinktorturer]

i cant jerk to this if it isnt historically accurate its too distracting #LOWKEY

[enthusiasticarsonist]

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

[fairycosmos]

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[vee-dmsr]

mercymorn projecting her period cramps onto augustine

[loveridden1999]

[lamignonette]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution