A tall tale

[bitchycode]

*Me while driving* “That was illegal but it’s okay.”

[leonseff]

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[awesome-picz]

Giant Flower Sculptures Honour Van Gogh At World’s Largest Flower Parade In The Netherlands

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

how

[ourstrangeduet]

Always lying

[heyfagatha]

Tops that don't eat ass are homophobic

[womanifesting]

The super moon is coming next week and she wants vengeance

[dangered]

relatable 

[whalesharks-archive-deactivated]

space has always been gay, you fools

[toshio]

[spacexy-deactivated20190831]

[butiwanttosleep]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

[nikortreatt]

[chonce]

when you know you should be happy for your fave but your middle names are pettiness and jealously

[galesofnovember]

So, on one hand, I agree that it’s hilarious that werewolves in stories consistently forget about the full moon.  On the other hand, I can’t believe the hypocrisy of me (or any of us) being like, “oh wow, what kind of idiot doesn’t remember this thing that consistently happens every month and has serious consequences. ha ha ha.”   I mean, before one notices the speck in a fictional werewolf’s eye, one must take stock of how many pairs of underwear one has ruined.