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[crazy-brazilian]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[basiliskfree]

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

[carbisari]

big comfy piles of pillows

[basiliskfree]

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

[carbisari]

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

[noivern]

they use human chairs but really badly

[rareandradiant-maiden]

same

[citrus-adventures]

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

[basiliskfree]

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

[noivern]

it’s not polite!

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

[daedricsheep]

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

[daedricsheep]

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

[dateadragonsuggestion]

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

[hornyreptiles]

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

[blaze-dargun]

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

[communistchexmix]

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

[basiliskfree]

Draw that in a separate post also these

[dovewithscales]

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

[kyrothedragon]

Just… Idk Try

[digitaldraik]

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

[natalunasans]

@shiraglassman have you seen all these?

[horrorhorizon]

@freedomisscaryshit

[mjalti]

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[wordproblemapoligist]

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

[catchymemes]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[gingersofficial]

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

[dynastylnoire]

What in the silent hill????

[drchinfat]

[love-on-the-guezz]

Ghanaians on different social media such as twitter and instagram are creating the #GhanaGetsBetter tag and changing their profile picture to this red one, which shows the bloodshed and injustice that is happening against LGBTI+people in Ghana. Queer organisations get burned down and the people themselves face beating, judging and death by the Christian church and the government. Show support for them.

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[homosexualmorelikehomiesexual]

@dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles

[kaity--did]

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

[kaity--did]

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

[kaity--did]

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

[kaity--did]

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

[kaity--did]

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

[kaity--did]

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

[kaity--did]

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[kaity--did]

I can not with this fool

[catgirlnailpolish]

literally marry him

[kaity--did]

I have great news my friend

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

marry him again

[kaity--did]

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[rootbeergoddess]

Gonzo what the fuck?

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

[itwasntrainingyet]

[wyrmwizard]

anybody want to start a hive mind

[ratwarlock]

i was just thinking about doing that

[wyrmwizard]

me too

[ratwarlock]

me too

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

[irritable-kiwis]

I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

[theuniverseiswithyou]

[toasted-pumpkin-marshmallows]

[bossuary]

Part of sex-positivity is supporting people who’re positive that they don’t want to have sex.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Although there are dozens of different planets in the Star Wars movies/series they all seem to have the same gravitational pull.