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i came here to kick ass and lick the cheese off my fingers.

[sopranokirstin]

[civad-antrax-deactivated2016091]

[setheverman]

there are actual humans out there who don’t know what furries are and every day i think to myself how i wish that were me

[butt-nachos]

*having sex with bae and he wants you to take control*

him: "tell me what to do"

me: "never leave me"

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

me when I’m at the gay club and the alcohol wears off

[mostmodernist-deactivated201708]

anonymously send me a

brick to the face

[wienrs]

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

[nataliesssch]

[shift-to-vector-cannon-mode]

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

[fauxnography]

I literally remember being a young tot in the theater on the edge of my seat, wide eyed at everything that was going on, and it all just being the most magical intense scene I’d ever seen

Beeeeee goooooood.

[004d00]

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

[butt-nachos]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[shitboy96]

I can be your Ellen the generous 😇.. or your Ellen degenerate 😈

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[addelburgh]

[memewhore]

[posting-disliker]

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign