Butt3rscotch

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(photos by ilikegear)

[roachpatrol]

this is evil

[condimentfather]

my eye just involuntarily twitched

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for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

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[abloodymess]

A Timeline of the Chicago Flying Humanoid Sightings So Far

So far there have been sixteen sightings of a large, flying humanoid in Chicago in 2017, and two prior sightings that took place in 2011. They've been reported out of chronological order, so we've put together a timeline of the reports, with links to the articles that describe them, to help y

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

Didn’t mean to alarm anyone just needed to make a couple astral projection flights to get some tamales. Sorry about that.

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[megidola]

[ferrousferrule]

I live that like 99% of the comments are something like “there’s no context but I agree”

[glitterytiddies]

She straight up lenny-ed him lmao

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[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[27dragons]

THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.

[pressxtodavid]

A sandwich isn’t just a base concept but a function. Goddamn that’s a brilliant test.

[quousque]

By this test, is pizza a sandwich?

[aethersea]

If the answer is no because it’s not encased in bread, then what about a calzone?

[butt3rscotch]

The Burger/Sandwich war only ever spawn more war in its eternal wake.

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[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

Me on my way to steal your fruit salad.

[fuzzyghost]

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[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

This movie was the most bizarre thing I ever saw until Trump got elected.

[butt3rscotch]

#prate

[angelslifecf]

Warning real & recent conversation from a friend • Kind of unbelievable • “She doesn’t look sick, why did she get the “Make-A-Wish” • Hmmmm… Well cystic fibrosis is a life threatening disease with multiple medication regiments throughout the day. What does your morning, afternoon & evening routine look like to you? One typical event in any persons day would have them feeling a bit tired well x’s that by 10 that’s how a #cysticfibrosis feel. It puts them down for the count. Hannah makes #cf seem simple and wears a #pokerface but this teenage girl works very hard to look “not sick”. #CF is a silent disease. Her lungs burn when she rides, it’s hard to gasp for air & keep up with her friends & when she rides her horse it’s hard to keep up with her competitors but she does it with “zero” complaints. CF is real, there is no cute and there’s never a day or a moment when she’s well. She can’t have the luxury to not have CF it’s daily it’s real. Soooo… If you don’t see her being sick is she still sick - answer yes, yes she is!

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Needs sound

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