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Simone | gonna k m s | 23 | figuring out what do to with life | addicted to video games. trying to survive depression. 

[astrodidact]

[thedeskofdrychris]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

year one of mental illness vs year ten

[stream]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[nova-the-dragon]

Avengers: Endgame spoilers, but I give you no context whatsoever

Bonus:

[hokalinart]

Angela was just having a coffee break.  Little D.va is here to take care of Genji.

[hokalinart]

Gremlin  saving up for her new computer build.

[unpretty]

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

[unpretty]

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

You have no idea

[mcavoy]

JAMES MCAVOY prepares to present at the Oscar’s tomorrow. 

[thefuzzydave]

so much smol

[semprejogabonito]

Who the fuck are you? Snow White?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[that-friend-who-feigns-innocence]

he livin in 3019

[yassmines]

imco

in my correct opinion

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

[jakeyjakeylemonshakey]

Lake Michigone

[politiho]

do it drown us

[nessa-harp]

The new Overwatch map got me in the mood to draw female omnics so here’s Luna and genderbent! Zenyatta.

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[satellitehigh-blog]

[nyquilnap]

why he lick me