ooc butter guy blog

Main blog is butter-muncher

[butter-is-all]

Greetings homosexuals

Hey hey hey, butter guy here. Blog is ooc, probably won’t post here much. No dni, if I don’t want you to interact I’ll just block you. No, I am not in “the croakerverse” I have no idea what those guys are doing, I just interact with some of their posts. I guess I’ll go by Cheese here bc I don’t want to share my real name obviously. Probably won’t post much bc I enjoy the “mystery” of it all but sometimes I just wanna vent abt this stuff sooo

Might make an faq but I'm honestly not sure

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[butter-is-all]

honestly considering deleting the blogs, I’ve had them on password for a while bc I’ve started to grow a hatred for them. Don’t want to talk about it much cause that would get into vent territory. If they come back it will probably be in a different form. I want to delete all of my posts but I’m not sure if I should archive them just in case.

[butter-is-all]

wish we could turn back time~

tbh tho Britney finally gets her spotlight moment

[butter-is-all]

spice bracket is tearing me apart and I have some really cool ideas but I have so many things to do today and didn’t get much sleep

[butter-is-all]

servers are back up

don’t expect me to post for the next few days

[butter-is-all]

10 minutes until the servers are back online

all I have done in this time is pace around listening to vocaliod

[post-uwuifier]

wait why awe dewe wumows about tumbwr shutting down im scawed UnU

[butter-is-all]

my brain is screaming at me to not stop playing Infinity Nikki until the servers are down but I have a strict rule of not doing anything that I won’t regret later so im gonna find a way to pass time for abt 2 hours

[butter-is-all]

i took a screenshot every 5 minutes when the server notice showed up

It tells the harrowing tale of a girl deciding to spend the last minutes of her life fishing

[butter-is-all]

my brain is screaming at me to not stop playing Infinity Nikki until the servers are down but I have a strict rule of not doing anything that I won’t regret later so im gonna find a way to pass time for abt 2 hours

[butter-is-all]

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[queenarielviolet]

your quaking in your boots about 666 followers aren't you......

I let the Bad Boy Nixon character grow too powerful.

I live in fear of my own creations.

[queenarielviolet]

Rest assured, if @nixon-official reaches 666 followers (I say if because the follower acquisition rate has slown down considerably as of late), you will indeed be able to watch a video of Daisy Nixon eating a 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise on YouTube at youtube.com/@tumblrnixon

[nixon-official]

Mother,

why have you forsaken me?

[butter-is-all]

so glad I never made one of those promises

I haven’t even eaten butter without something else

[butter-is-all]

EDIT: i just told my rabbits that if they didn’t like me by December that I would eat a stick of butter fuck my stupid baka muppet life

[queenarielviolet]

your quaking in your boots about 666 followers aren't you......

I let the Bad Boy Nixon character grow too powerful.

I live in fear of my own creations.

[queenarielviolet]

Rest assured, if @nixon-official reaches 666 followers (I say if because the follower acquisition rate has slown down considerably as of late), you will indeed be able to watch a video of Daisy Nixon eating a 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise on YouTube at youtube.com/@tumblrnixon

[nixon-official]

Mother,

why have you forsaken me?

[butter-is-all]

so glad I never made one of those promises

I haven’t even eaten butter without something else

[butter-is-all]

how tf do people on this website get mutuals or friends?? I used to think I just wasn’t good with social interaction but now I’m srsly worried that im doing something wrong

[butter-is-all]

I am so surprised that

Someone submitted me for the spice tolerance bracket

I was put on the gimmick blog list

[butter-is-all]

I currently am operating 16-17 gimmick blogs

I no longer blame myself for not posting daily

[butter-is-all]

I really wanna post more on my silly blogs but I have an infinity nikki addiction and forget to check tumblr

I have gotten off social media, but at what cost?

[mayo-is-all]

NIkkI.. . AddICTiON! is MA Yo.. .

[butter-is-all]

good to see you’re still posting