helooo

from illinois and ill-annoying

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

[sapphicamydunne]

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

[anarchblr]

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

[antiandrogen]

i was so scared this was lost in history

[boujiebrujo]

Sodom and Gomorrah before it was destroyed

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

we need horses we can ride in the ocean

[back-that-sass-up]

jet skis

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i was hoping for a live animal though

[back-that-sass-up]

jet skis with skin

[make--it--gayer]

[it-s-ya-boi-deactivated20190523]

[australiansanta]

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

[w33d-witch]

Media: It’s so hot! Sweltering!! Record breaking heat unlike anything we’ve ever seen!!! Who could have possibly predicted this???

Climatologists:

[mysharona1987]

[public-universal-sister]

It was the bestpacito of times, it was the worstpacito of times…

[duskdragonxiii]

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

[dwight-schrutes]