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people who have the world's easiest periods are like "just go for a walk! :)" first of all I cannot do that

#the pain goes up to my ribs and down halfway to my knees I'm not walking ANYWHERE madam #sure it would probably help once I got going #but the first 30-40 min I'd just be in agony crying on the sidewalk

glazecake

barista.edwin on ig

#this is so cursed i love it #barista nonsense

#1 cure for period cramps: curl up into a tightly rolled ball and pray for a quick death

#1 thing you can't do with a spinal injury: curl up into any kind of a ball

#kill me now #is there a way to tape heating pads all over my torso #everything hurts and i am dying

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

a collection of covid tweets, part 5

(the tweet collection series)

the amount of distrust that i have for "poly" people literally cannot be overstated

#bf has a friend from college who's in a multi way open relationship #which is literally just cheating #and i dont think they're making a play for him because i think he'd tell me #but still like....back off go find someone else for your weird kinky new age bullshit #i know a girl from college whos in like a 7 or 8 way couple and it's just...gross #leave the rest of us alone

whitepeopletwitter

#this is a very good way of framing this

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

#OMG ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE APRIL 13TH #IT ME ANNIVERSARY TOO

weaver-z

Prog rock this ska that. What happened to paleolithic bone flutes

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

uglygirlstatus

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

scotsmanandsassenach

Why is tumblr's tagging system the way it is?

#if you watch this fast it looks like he's pantsing tryon #Outlander #but yeah i agree the tagging system is balls

transfemininomenon

honestly real fucking gross how quickly commercials shifted to "in this scary & trying times you want to keep your family safe, that's why you should get some new windows installed today"

transfemininomenon

like we really do only exist under capitalism to buy products huh!!

#this has been bugging me too #some of the commercials are like 'we updated our online service so we're here if you need us'#but the target ones have been especially horrible

bemusedlybespectacled

everyone who says they’re not going to vote if biden gets the nomination knows they’re also passing up on voting for other shit, right?

like, just some of the seats up for voting this year:

35 senate seats

13 governors

a shitload of state legislature and other local elections

every single fucking house of representatives seat

you know the shit that’s been happening in the house since 2018? you know how the senate has been stonewalling fucking everything? did you know that Mitch McConnell’s seat is one of the seats up for grabs this year? if you give a fuck about non-shitty laws being passed and not giving the republicans control of every government branch (again), then you should fucking vote.

and in case that wasn’t pants-shitting enough, the 2020 census means that the state governments elected this year get to choose the redistricting process that determines districts for the next 10 years. if the republicans take your state legislature, it is practically a guarantee that your state will be gerrymandered to hell. if you give a fuck about gerrymandering (and trust me, republicans do), then you should fucking vote.

if you let all this shit slide by staying home on election day, if you give up your vote because the only election you know or care about it is the presidential one, that’s not fucking praxis.

#exactly

jasper-rolls

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

christianstepmoms

Before the internet, anytime you had a terrible idea, an awful string of words that you just needed get out into the world, about anything, even the most asinine shit, you didn't have Twitter or Tumblr to post it to. Instead you had to scrawl it on a large piece of cardboard, buy a ticket to WWF Raw and pray that the camera picked it up.