Welcome to the Parade

Haley. 22. I have no idea what will end up on this blog. Mostly birds, cute things, pretty things, nerdy things, feminist things, and some fairly disturbing things. And the occasional parrot. Follow at your own risk.

[thatsthat24]

We Are The Crystal Gems

[dollsonmain]

You stop that.

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

Ukulele goals

[micdotcom]

Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her TEDx talk nails the key to positive body image

[thatsthat24]

Yesss!!!! Frickin gorgeous!!!

[allthosetimes]

R.I.P Pink Egg

[idoitallthetime-deactivated2018]

TURN THE SOUND ON

[meech-looksupgrinninglikeadevil]

I’m fucking dying

[chesirecatsmile9-blog]

I saw this like 627289 times and i start laughing every single time

[taylorswift]

You guys are operating on some new level.

RIP pink egg, it was almost something beautiful- but unfortunately we lost you too soon.

[starsuhline]

The signs as evil mythical creatures

click here to see the first post

Aries- A traveler, and spell caster. Mutters incantations under their breath, going mostly unnoticed. Deadly. At least one side of their face is always concealed. 

Taurus- Appears in the forest as an innocent woodland creature to lead those wandering astray, never to be found again. 

Gemini- A spirit who delivers nightmares to whoever they deem fit. Floats through the night, with a childlike giggle every time they make someone scream. 

Cancer- The ghosts of warriors. Haunts the places that meant the most to them. Has an eternal desire for revenge, will torture anyone who disturbs them.

Leo- Forest fairies. Only visible to small children, tricking them into making deadly mistakes. Tiny, beautiful, but vain creatures. Bad tempers.

Virgo- A Satori, or a mind-reading humanoid. Seeks out fragile people, so they can drive the to insanity by speaking their thoughts before the other can say them. 

Libra- God/Goddess of fire. Tall stature, dark eyes, voice filled with authority. Can intimidate anyone into their submission, but only keeps a very few close. 

Scorpio- A demon humanoid who can kill any human just by looking into their eyes. Roams at night, wearing all black. Seeks out those doing unspeakable crimes and sends them to hell

Sagittarius- A spirit that predicts bad fortune/death for humans. They look innocent, with flowers in their hair and wide eyes but when they leave those flowers on your doorstep.. there is no hope. 

Capricorn-  A succubus/incubus, a creature who feeds of the romantic or sexual energy of humans by draining them. Breathtaking and mischievous, but very paranoid.

Aquarius- A water demon who lures sailors into the water only to drown them. Much like a mermaid in appearance. Very self-centered, but they are the most beautiful creatures you will ever meet.

Pisces- An apparition of a young woman that will appear and disappear at will to trick travelers into following them until they are lost, hopelessly. 

[yachtgate-deactivated20200625]

*is constantly unsure if people like me or not*

[fuks]

[hishap]

What do you mean this puppy isn’t wearing socks?

[skreezilla]

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

[buttparades-blog]

the sign's cute af girlfriends

Aries: Kristen Stewart

Taurus: Hayley Atwell

Gemini: Lupita Nyong'o

Cancer: Lucy Liu

Leo: Julie Andrews (she's 79 but you're not complaining are you?)

Virgo: Laverne Cox

Libra: Angelina Jolie

Scorpio: Scarlett Johansson

Capricorn: Lea Seydoux

Sagittarius: Gillian Anderson

Aquarius: Natalie Dormer

Pisces: Nicki Minaj (god bless you, god bless you)

[gilgamemesh]

Some OC questions

[ryngtail]

1. Your first OC ever? 2. Do you have a personal favourite among your OCs? 3. Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else? 4. A character you rarely talk about? 5. If you could make only one of your OCs popular/known, who would it be? 6. Two OCs of yours that look alike despite not being related? 7. Are your OCs part of any story or stories? 8. Do you RP as any of your OCs? If you do, introduce one of your RP OCs here! 9. Would you ever be willing to give any of your OCs to someone else? 10. Introduce an OC with a complicated design? 11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a “sunshine”? 12. Name an OC that isn’t yours but who you like a lot 13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs? 14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory 15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people? 16. Which one of your OCs would be the best at biology (school subject)? 17. Any OC OTPs? 18. Any OC crackships? 19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why) 20. Do any of your OCs sing? If they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)? 21. Your most artistic OC 22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how? 23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like? 24. If you could meet one OC of yours, who would it be and why? 25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?) 26. Have you ever had to change your OC’s design or something else about them against your will? 27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song? 28. Your most dangerous OC? 29. Which one of your OCs would go investigate an abandoned house at night without telling anyone they’re going? 30. Which one of your OCs would most likely have a secret stuffed animal collection? 31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really) 32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why? 33. Your shyest OC? 34. Do you have any twin characters? 35. Any sibling characters? 36. Do you have OC pairs where the other part belongs to someone else (siblings, lovers, friends etc)? 37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human 38. Which one of your OCs would be the best dancer? 39. Introduce any character you want 40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share! 41. Has anyone drawn fanart of your OCs? If yes, maybe show a picture or two here (remember sources & permissions!) 42. Which one of your OCs would be the most interested in Greek gods? 43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess 44. Something you like about your OCs in general 45. A character you no longer use? 46. Has anyone ever told you that you treat your OCs badly? 47. Has anyone ever (friendly) claimed any of your OCs as their child? 48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure 49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes 50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want If you want, you can tag your ask answers with #yetanotherOCmeme so I can check them out too `v´9

[monolithzine]

A Dinka boy with long horned bull in South Sudan taken by Carol Beckwith and Angela Fisher

[rufftoon]

http://carolbeckwith-angelafisher.com/

[ithelpstodream]

[aprideofgays]

gary has obviously cleaned up his shit and stopped taking drugs, and i think we should respect that

[kingforaking]

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

[fuckyeahbodypositivity]

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

[officialjeffgoldblum]

i love this experiment! 

[daggers-drawn]

[thespoonmissioner]

[naoren-deactivated20170602]

every pet owner ever

[roguemermaid-deactivated2014102]

[varietyblr]

[totalariana]

Why isn’t Ariana one of y’alls feminist icons

[akdjchcusaocicucy23232223]

do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?

[lithicc]

!!! They do!!!

Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down. 

[laundryandtaxes]

That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.

[azzandra]

I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.

[inquissien]

Well, at least your hair stands firm, Dorian. Amazing (right-click/new tab for better quality)

[thescotsmansfox]

[kisu-no-hi]