Logic Destroys Everything @thescotsmansfox - Tumblr Blog

someone, possibly: oh, [deadname], i haven’t seen you in a couple years! how have you been? me, doing my absolute best impression of the bomb*: ah. you are referring to. my predecessor.

*i’m casting a very narrow net with an ioverse: pipe dreamers reference, but isn’t that what tumblr’s for?

unpretty

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

unpretty

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

flawlessglamazon

burning-mind

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

reblog for Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

fuks

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

boowoomuu

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

lacefuneral

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

silosenovengo

jollygreengiantveggies

STOP HITTING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thefabulousweirdtrotters

plowjob

highlandvalley

rob-walks-deactivated20210614

no fucking way

thinned-skin

Isthis fucking reallife

magicalgirlmindcrank

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

ommanyte

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

madeupmonkeyshit

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering

thememeheart

ALL TIME FAVE

professionalbadexample

goaliesarethebest

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

devinellekurtz

In addition: baby Momo

bingomann

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted

bingomann

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

bingomann

roomba company, please make this happen

fire-is-her-water

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.