Let me describe to you 1/50,000th of these shades:

I’m gonna punch your butt. Mr. Gray, remember last night when you punched my butt? My inner goddess awoke to punch his butt, and then he was punching my butt, and then we punched each other’s butts back and forth. 👊🍑🤤

[screenshotsofdespair]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

you know it is possible to be attracted to fat people without it being a fetish right? like, liking fat people isn't wrong or taboo or gross or kinky we're literally just people.

[litttletom]

an art commission get your own by asking me how much it costs then saying you get paid on friday then never talking to me again

{ 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔪 ❖ ʏ𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔟𝔢 ❖ 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔭 }

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[ougiebougie]

[buttpunch]

[kweendestiny]

[themanwholovedflowers]

“Black Jesus” - March 2016

Modeled by Josh Sanders

Photographed by Brandon Stanciell

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[shakugan-archive]

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[lyinginbedmon]

Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”.

Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor.

[verminviscount]

Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

[fakepopstar-deactivated20141211]

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[gaynfl-moved]

[charlieism]

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

[diagnalley]

I’m here for these tweets

[fjordfolk]

[goblindogs]

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

[homosozialismus]

who’s a good girl?