A Full Face of Rhinestones
#listen I donât watch Jenna Marbles#Iâve never subscribed to hr channel#but thereâs one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says sheâs gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DONâT KNOW JENNA WHY DONâT YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#âMY DOG RATES SOAPâ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I donât follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just ⊠does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies
I love her so much





























