Too tired for life

Hello people pretty much reblog anything that I enjoy!! Everything belongs to the rightful owners of the post.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

[jacobtheloofah]

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

[whilomm]

?

[reginaldqueribundus]

[huffylemon]

[slasherrr0]

[jathis]

King Shit

[webluvbot-deactivated20230307]

the original he wouldnt fucking say that

[everythingfox]

He understands

[animentality]

[cb1296]

Reminds me of this lol

[bloodanddiscoballs]

I love the word cunt it's so fresh so fun I hope we all have a cuntastic 2023

[thundergrace]

[90skid-com]

Threads

[gnrslashandmcr]

Please bring this back, I want to disappear into the circus circle again

[ruinedchildhood]

[galladegamer]

THE PARACHUTE DAY

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

[wecanthavethat]

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[laestoica]

[huffylemon]

[anxietyproblem]

[soberscientistlife]

Bernie is not wrong

[roycohn]

this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

[rozzingit]

Some friends and I were passing this one around the other day, and I just want to point out this amazing reply from the OP: