Emotionaly Ruined By Podcasts

[valtsv]

i feel like we don’t pay enough attention to this exchange from the princess bride (1987)

[valtsv]

new meme format

[valtsv]

the bus: *is late*

the weather: *is bad*

me: this is so sad alexa play waiting for the bus in the rain

[vrabia]

i’m in the middle of re-watching the original sw trilogy and hands down the best thing about esb is leia and han experiencing the same feelings for eachother but at totally different speeds.  

[vrabia]

leia, processing emotions at a reasonable pace: i think i like him

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

[vrabia]

leia: you’re quite nice when you aren’t being such a scoundrel

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

[vrabia]

leia: i love you

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

[vrabia]

on the other hand remember how in rotj he decided to slow down on making unfounded assumptions about leia’s interest in him and accidentally slowed all the way down?

han: so um, i think it’s really cool that you love luke, you guys are gonna be great together haha guess i’ll see you guys around sometime?!?!?!

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

[outosumi-deactivated20190903]

Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

[fuckthisshittheyrealltaken]

oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT

[the-memedaddy]

[dormouseking]

My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

This explains…..so much

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[grantairefanclub-remade]

someone: You HAVE to style short hair.

me, with my hair sticking up in all directions like some kind of square enix protag: Interesting,

[labelledamesamsmerci]

Reblog if you also want to die whenever you see the word “sin” used in context to gay ships, trying to prove a point

[karrakazz]

me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

[writing-prompt-s]

It is 2034. Androids are mass-manufactured to serve households, and are often used as sex slaves as well. Tell us about a homeless android 

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him

[ultrafacts]

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[kvotheunkvothe]

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

[tuxedoandex-deactivated20200116]

but why

[faith-n-reason-deactivated20191]

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

[aussietory]

[ultrafacts]

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

[kryptonians]

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

[noterfsathogwarts]

[theonewhosawitall]

romans.

Julius Caesar to be precise 

[hot-tea-nanako]

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

[zzazu]

THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

[thinkphrontistery]

Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this

[lesbiananglerfish]

I know we should totally stab Caesar

[physicianwhy-deactivated2016112]

Does March 15th sound good for everyone??

[poutinedragon]

hey everyone, guess what day it is

[oak23]

Call me when the Beatles have contributed half as much to music as Barbie Princess And The Pauper

[19thcenturyfuck]

Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.

Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.

Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.

Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.

Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying

[darlinggod]

me before episode 68: omg i can’t wait to learn more about sammy’s past and for the revelation that jack is sammy’s boyfriend!!

me after episode 68:

[blonde-elf-gf]

Let Sammy punch Greg 2k18

[lee-the-ace-but-worse]

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