Saira/Semirafina @byterrbot - Tumblr Blog

Le Grand Intro

Hello everynyan

So, this account will mostly contain reblogs of posts i found beautiful/interesting/funny enough to share with this world lol

WHICH CAN BE NSFW, SO KEEP IT IN MIND, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Info:

Call me Saira or Sam

18 yo

She/Her

Neurodivergent(AUDHD, may confuse your tone without tonetags)

Pan (AH, hide your kitchen from me)

English is not my native

Rules:

racists, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, do not interact

asks are open, ask before DMing pls <3

#shitpost #sillyposting #furry #furry fandom #neurodivergent #this user is silly

patheticperipatetic

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

urie

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

urie

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

urie

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

bloodyraremedium

sometimes i forget that kim's actually REALLY funny

ptitsatart

been replaying disco lately 🪩💫🖤

mpregeminem

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

oldmanpusspuss

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

apocalypse-polakiewicz

chee fong

evenstevenh

Peep this lil chonk >:)

ilikewritingandspeedcore

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

rhyperographer

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

digital-magus

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

lacervidae

there’s a genre of sketches in the vault over the years of “razulia posing next to buildings like she’s doing a car commercial while also hitting on the tenant”

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0x1-deactivated20220826

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

afloweroutofstone

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

crapscicle

sister-hawk

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

slimespecter

misc critters

ljesak

virisari-blog

some concept designs for sale

devinellekurtz

Mama and Baby Dragon My new artbook "Modern Dragons" is on Kickstarter for 11 more days!

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

peachfromcmbyn

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.