haha car go vroom

mostly f1 and hockey, or whatever my brain decides on (she/her)

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[girlnumbers]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[messier51]

my observation from 2 months of kittens

[sproutlett]

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

[wizardarchetypes]

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

[girlypop-shitto]

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[megabuild]

[loveridden1999]

sports is not real. they just declared it

[loveridden1999]

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[fuckrozanov]

i have MANY uncouth things to say

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool