[iamnevertheone]

[ravenclawslibrary-deactivated20]

You know they got away with A WHOLE LOT of inappropriateness in this movie. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[joebidensanonymous]

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[suprematits]

Fucking listen to uncle joe you fucking bastards

[cornacia]

[royalarmyofoz]

gabriel lost then won twice

[thighetician]

I kind of want to watch this episode now

[hashtagloveloses]

WHAT AN ICON

[iraffiruse]

[theleveretpath]

Gorgeous.

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

In the first pics I thought they were making the angry librarian from monsters inc

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[cybergata]

[auroras-boreales]

[ouijafrnk]

My weakness is the Halloween section in stores.

[jadziad-deactivated20170207]

[prettyandmean]

I aint glowed up yet. Im like dimly lit or some shit

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[hoediac]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[minatokun]

[the-nipperman-deactivated201812]

the calm before the storm

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[intensional]

[jasonptodd]

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

[jasonptodd]

this guy gets it