Green Day!

Leo, 24, he/him, from Germany / I cry over Mike Dirnt a lot

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dnicriteria]

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

[respect-snails]

My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:

Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day

[jatersade]

reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents

they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

[mikedirnts-sideburns]

Have important things to show yall✨

[c0rnerkid]

kinda wanna post my voice progress video 😌

[wiktorjackowski]

buoyant, 2025, oil on canvas, 90 x 120 cm

[mercy-misrule]

This bring me the horizon cover is blowing the fuck up and it's so deserved. Maphra is an astounding vocalist, her flexibilty between harsh and clean vocals is phenomenal.

I think that if you are a person who doesn't typically like harsh or growling vocals in music, you might enjoy this.

She has a really deft touch in adding grit to her voice but it isn't overwhelming.

(Again I am a death metal fan I am so far from objective about understanding how much harsh people can tolerate lmao BUT STILL!!!)

Anyway, Maphra! She's only got six songs on youtube and they are all covers and they are all great. I'm really excited for her to do original stuff.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[phineastratchet-deactivated2025]

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

🍇🤏

🤌🟣

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

[slightlydraconic]

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

🫳🪨

[c0rnerkid]

haven't posted on here in AGES so here's a little life update:

I'm hot now and I'm also mentally stable and thriving 🙂‍↕️

I'm 2 1/2 years into my transition and every day I feel a little more comfortable with myself and in my body. I love being masculine but I also love figuring out my feminine side now 🩵🤍🩷

a bit over a year ago, I got out of a really shitty relationship and even though I definitely wasn't doing well for a while there, I'm now in a really good place. I feel like I've grown a lot in the past year and I'm a lot happier nowadays 💫

I'm getting to know someone new now as well, it's still super fresh but I think she's really cute so we'll see :) the story of how we met is also really funny, makes it almost feel destined to be :D

I'm almost done with my translating degree and after that I'll get a job and start looking for my own apartment 🙂‍↕️

PS: Pancake is also doing great, he's getting old (he's turning 16 soon) but he doesn't have any health issues at all yet 🥰

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[fapper]

Eau eau eau

[c0rnerkid]

haven't posted on here in AGES so here's a little life update:

I'm hot now and I'm also mentally stable and thriving 🙂‍↕️

I'm 2 1/2 years into my transition and every day I feel a little more comfortable with myself and in my body. I love being masculine but I also love figuring out my feminine side now 🩵🤍🩷

a bit over a year ago, I got out of a really shitty relationship and even though I definitely wasn't doing well for a while there, I'm now in a really good place. I feel like I've grown a lot in the past year and I'm a lot happier nowadays 💫

I'm getting to know someone new now as well, it's still super fresh but I think she's really cute so we'll see :) the story of how we met is also really funny, makes it almost feel destined to be :D

I'm almost done with my translating degree and after that I'll get a job and start looking for my own apartment 🙂‍↕️

PS: Pancake is also doing great, he's getting old (he's turning 16 soon) but he doesn't have any health issues at all yet 🥰

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[morkitten]

[dongslinger--420]

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

[vangoghcore]

by jonathan.mllr

[c0rnerkid]

have been having vivid nightmares lately but i just woke up from the worst one yet

tw for sexual assault and pedophilia under the cut

so in my dream my dad attempted to sexually assault me 😐 i was able to stop him by screaming from the top of my lungs and thankfully being heard but thats already a very fucked up thing to happen in a dream

and it went on for ages afterwards too, he told me all kinds of fucked up things (like that he "had gotten away with it" several times before, and what exactly he was gonna do to me), and my mom didnt believe me about any of it, i kept saying that i never want to see him again and i was still left alone in a room with him several times in the dream

important context is also that less than a year ago i found out that my then partner of three years is a pedophile which obviously wrecked me emotionally. found out because the cops came and took all their electronics bc of child pornography.

the dream felt like reliving that horrible horrible day and being devastated by someone close to me in a similar way again. i legit already have a lot of issues trusting people, especially amab dominant people. technically im pretty kinky but i havent been with a dom since bc i cant trust anyone enough anymore. trying really hard to not nentally join hard kinks with actually harmful behaviour but unfortunately the person that dommed me for three years and who i trusted and loved so so fucking much completely shattered my trust. and in hindsight they were trying to include their pedophilia in our kink sex life. so how can i trust a dom to not secretly think about kids and use me as a kid replacement when that is what was done to me for three years.

this stupid fucking dream brought back so much shit in my head. thank god its only three more days until my next therapy session bc i need to process this with my therapist

the rest of my nightmares wasnt nice either (triggered all of my phobias, had one about bugs, one where i was out in the ocean, one where i was deep in a forest at night literally being hunted, etc) but at least they didnt make me relive traumatic experiences