local cowpoke 🤠

i’m just small and eat mud

[wabbledab]

if I was in the Shrek universe i would be a divorce lawyer and I'd have a billboard that says like "when happily ever after isn't anymore" or something like that

[joeyclaire]

what is it with you succession girlies and neosporin lol

[cherrygarden]

i wish i were a giant so i could pet the hills and mountains. idk they seem lonely

[maliketh]

im never gonna get my fucking cutie mark

[grandpayaoi]

tramp stamp that says 'jesus wept'

[aslanjadeftw]

Dear Ash Ash — I’m worried to death because I haven’t been able to see you doing well. You said we live in different worlds. But is that true? We have different colored skin and eyes. We were born in different countries. But we’re friends. Isn’t that what counts? I’m really glad I came to America. I met lots of people. And more than anything, I met you. You asked me over and over if you scared me. But I never feared you, not once. What’s more is you’re hurt much more than me. I couldn’t help feeling that way. Funny, huh? You’re way smarter, bigger, and stronger than me. But I always felt like I had to protect you. I wonder what it is I wanted to protect you from. I wanted to protect you from fate. The fate that tries to carry you away, drifting futher and futher. You told me once about a leopard you read in a book. How you believed that leopard knew that it couldn’t go back. And I said you weren’t a leopard, that you could change your destiny. You’re not alone. I’m by your side. My soul is always with you. — Eiji Okumura

Eiji…

[soracities]

ok but WHEN is barbie dropping her next collab with tchaikovsky girl pls!!!

[teenjournalist]

Will cicada shells soon become more valuable than smoothed pebbles? Teen economists weigh in

[wizardsisananimal]

wizards will wear a little hat

[valtsv]

physically im here but mentally & emotionally im at soup

[frogstiel]

his boobs. his tits, even

[14sorrow24joy34agirl44aboy]

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don't know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[desinteresse]

ENOUGH! We are ALL going to take a ceramics class 😤

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[theforce]

it’s been a couple of years now and i think it’s finally time to get to the bottom of what the fuck one direction was ever talking about in their songs literally like maybe 5 1d songs make sense in real life 

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now