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[c4ttturpie]

whats up guys just logged into tumblr for the first time in years

i hope it's cool. i just logged in and am posting this so i haven't looked at any posts or anything yet

[bitchesofostwick]

[deleterofaccount-deactivated202]

How will the government replace furniture damaged in yesterday's white supremacist insurrection? Prison labor.

[effectiveresistance]

FTTP. But please learn what an insurrection actually is before using the word in disgusting examples like this.

[corruptedbonecharm]

SO THE NEWS HUH

[corruptedbonecharm]

EVERYTHINF ALWAYS HAPPENS SO MUCH

[dr-teatime]

[mandalora]

Can I just top this off with

[radetzkymarch]

Dishonored is a game about fascists taking power and using disease and religion to violently subjugate the poor and suppress dissent; the player character is a left wing power fantasy; I’ve never seen anyone miss a point harder in my life

[rudydontstop]

[forklift-certified-icarus]

I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting

[staff]

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the funniest post, hands-down, that i have ever seen

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[hellomelancholic]

Scout tf2 is the epitome of character design because he can be used to represent literally any underwhelming skinny white dude ever

[hellomelancholic]

See this man? This man is jerma985. This man is vinny vinesauce. This man is eminem. This man is Jesse Pinkman. This man is the guy who stole the hubcaps straight off your car at a waystation five miles outside of boston city limits. This man is whoever you need him to be but slightly worse. This man is everything you hoped for except shorter. This man is everyone. This man is no one.

[ohevoyev]

i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom

[dragonblaze374]

Please don’t lie. We’ve got enough stupid bullshit going on in Washington, D.C. with the riots, we DO NOT need that useless idiocy here. Not now. I cannot believe people could be so cruel. This is not who we are, America. We are a proud and mighty nation. WE DO NOT NEED WAR. What we need is to start being the glorious, kind America we once were. Please, if you must protest, do it peacefully if you care about America at all.

[ohevoyev]

this is a post about hannibal lecter

[slangtasy]

AOC evacuating the capitol, Jan. 6th 2020

[shades-of-slay]

Although I love AOC and I do believe she could serve looks with the best of them...this is clearly Dua Lipa lol

[homiedepot]

There’s so much to discuss about this post. Dua, the incorrect date, the link leading to something you absolutely do not expect. I love it.

[lesbianrey]

ally of the year

[elveepee]

LouieVanPatten.com

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[spaghettisenpai-deactivated2023]

[howdoyoulikethemeggrolls]

[internetbynight]

[bogleech]

you go inside and there’s an opossum on the counter and you order a footlong chicken teriyaki and it uses its mouth to pile various sticks, acorns, leaves and bugs onto 12 inches of mossy damp tree bark. It’s the best subway you’ve ever had

[elisamaza]

[i-hate-my-shitzophrenic-self]

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

[elisamaza]

[one-in-lemillion]

[cptablovegood]

[rnoonsetter]

they got that they/them þussy

[rnoonsetter]

reblog this you cowards

[aberrantemotion]

God its even pronounced thussy

[zlink]

clown on clown violence