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I do love silver and forests and I'm practicing being grateful.
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we know that they have to shave, since it shows that Nolan can grow a beard. So, that means that at least all male Viltrumites have to shave to keep their mustaches pristine. But how?
Nolan shaved after he got home on earth, and Mark had to have been regularly shaving once he became an adult since he grew a beard in season 4. So, that means that it’s not only some unique space compound that they use to shave.
The whole thing that started this line of thoughts is that time in the Season 1 finale, when Cecil hit Nolan with that huge satellites laser.
That thing gave him a nose bleed, so how did it not fry his hair?
I’m pretty sure that it’s some smart atom bullshit, but it is funny to think about Nolan desperately protecting his hair when he gets attacked.
or an alternate outcome where the laser really did fry all his hair off
So, one thing I noticed is that in a lot of dc fanfics, especially Batfam fanfics, the domino masks have this solvent that they use to dissolve the glue attaching their domino masks to they’re face. I like that, that’s cool and also realistic.
there is one problem though, a lot of time, they stick the solvent in a spray bottle. See, that’s a problem due the the simple fact that in order for the solvent to dissolve the glue, it need to touch the glue. Glue that is under the mask. Spray that thing all you want, the mask is still gonna stay stuck on their face.
But Cocoa? How else are they gonna be able to use the solvent to get their masks off?
The answer is a very long and painstaking progress involving either using your fingers or a dropper to gets the solvent under the edges of the mask until the glue dissolves, then peels that edge back and repeat inwards until the mask is fully detached.
so no, it would not take a quick sprits to rip that domino off. I mean, you could still do it, but you’d probably lose your eyebrows in the process.
I headcanon that Dick is not fully human, let me explain
Ok so you know how Dick was supposed to be a Talon, and that Haly's Circus is a front for the court of Owls to train their assassins? Well, they can't be fully human, they're not even metas, they have their DNA sligly altered, not enough to give them powers like other metas, but enough to not make them fully humans.
You know how the first Robin was strangely strong? Especially in Teen Titans, and at the start of Young Justice League where he almost makes a hole in the cement wall when he was angry. Plus he's inclredibl agile and flexible (in wich the excuse of the circus was perfect)
I'm also sure that The Court of Owls ( the CoO for short from now on because fuck if it's a long name) as multiple fronts for the training of it's talons, so they had multiple, like gyms, other circus etc.
Anyway, let's get to that fatidical night, the night of the "accident"
A lot of people headcanon that when the Graysons died it was supposed to be the night where the TCO took 8yo Dick and made him a Talon, well, I don't
The night when the Flying Grayson died was an accident, well, not exactly. It was an accident for the CoO, Dick was still too young to be a talon, the gene modification where still not fully expressed, that show night in Gotham was supposed to be a check, to see how the training was going
The CoO didn't calculate that some gang boss, Tony Zucco, would go and importune the Haly's circus, and actually cause the incident that same night
The CoO sent 2 of their agents that night, to watch the circus show and later meet the boy and see how his mind and body was delevoping, but they hadn't got the opportunity to do so, the ropes of the trapezi snapped right i the middle of the show, the small boy was still on the platform when the police finally came, they couldn't get close, and the police took the boy away.
After the report of the agents the CoO tried to get hold of their future talon, bt after they found that the boy was taken in by the Gotham prince Bruce Wayne, they gave up to the idea to protect their cover.
After a couple of years noticed something strange with his ward, Dick was strangely flexible and stong, and after his baby canine teeth fallen off the new ones were kinda of sharp,
if the flexibility could be excused as his childhood in the circus, and the canine just genetics, the strangely inhuman strenght was not.
Bruce decided to do some test, and Dick resulted as human, so he decided to ignore it
Years later, after discovering more on the CoO and how Talons were chosen, Bruce finally understood the origin of the inhuman abilities of his son.
Especially since in the Batman Court of Owls comics, we learn that Dick had a tooth implanted in him when he was young that contain electrum, the compound that’s mainly responsible for making the Talons so enhanced.
the tooth was meant to gradually releases electrum into his bloodstream to ready him for when he was taken to undergo the complete Talon transformation.
In the comics, Bruce helped remove the tooth(by punching it out), but it would make a lot of sense that the electrum that had already entered his bloodstream had given him minor physical enhancements,
I always see Jondami Justice lords content, but where’s the Timkon Justice Lords content?
So, Luthor killed the Flash, and Clark lobotomized him in turn like in canon. But then a few years later, he discovers that Cadmus had a clone made up of both their DNA. At this point, Clark loathes Luthor, but also kept some of his morals. Like, this is biologically his son. Unwanted, but still kinda his responsibility. So he takes Kon in after disposing of everyone responsible for his creation and care up until this point(sorry Dubilex), and Kon grows up being raised by Clark who treats him like a reluctant obligation, and unwanted child. He grows up to be Superboy, the enforcer for Lord Superman, who basically goes and merc people on his orders.
On thé other hand, we have Tim Drake. At 9 years old, he discovers that Dick Grayson is Robin, so Bruce Wayne must be Batman. And then Robin(Dick Grayson) gets killed by the Joker. And then Batman kills the Joker. Tim’s not old enough to muster up the courage to approach Batman to be Robin while he’s in a similar state as after Jason’s death in the main timeline. Plus, at this point there’s only been one Robin, so how could Tim even imagine replacing Dick.
So Batman’s already broken his code, and his son, the light in his life, is dead. So Batman keeps on killing villains and goes on to become Lord Batman.
Meanwhile, Tim’s doing his own vigilante thing once he’s old enough and works to help get criminals to safety and prevent Batman from killing too many people. Like a rebellion of sorts(maybe some of the other batkids are part of this).
Lord Batman still doesn’t want outside heroes in Gotham, so he attempts(and fails) to deal with the rebellion on his own.
but then Tim leaves Gotham for Metropolis for some reason, maybe helping some criminal refugees there since Metropolis isn’t as hard on small gangs and smalltime drug dealers?
Anyway, he while here there, he just so happens to run across Superboy.
those Peter Parker in Gotham fics where Dick’s Peter’s dad since they both have the same first name? Well, guess who also has the same first name. Mary Parker and Mary Grayson. Gimme a fic where they’re biological half-brothers.
Once Peter’s in Gotham, Dick is simultaneously trying to adopt his newfound brother and grapple with the fact that his mom might have cheated on his dad before they died and she somehow went through the pregnancy, gave birth to Peter and gave Peter up for adoption while little Dickie was none the wiser. Like what? Did his dad know?
Plus, Peter’s parents died in a plane crash when he was a toddler, so does Dick now think his mom got married to this other guy before he died and she faked her death? The drama potential.
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