[badrobot]

i do love a fat ass

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[notallmensheviks]

turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.

[marlinspirkhall]

(waking up from top surgery) where's gandalf?

Nurse, tears in her eyes: Who do you think took your big naturals?

[reallyndacarter]

Me and "The Fonz" at premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[funny-tik-toks]

[urparty]

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

[uglygirlstatus]

:( it’s leaving the tumblosphere

[uglygirlstatus]

QUICK we have to convince the public that these news sites are just imagining Tumblr imagining a movie

[lemon-embalmer]

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

[lemon-embalmer]

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

[she-who-fights-and-writes]

W H A T

[slumpyspaceprincess]

@rogha

[thewhisperingescapes]

[mirkwoodest]

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

[lurkerwithcomputer]

It’s called “Translation Convention” but “Tolkien Brainrot” is funnier.

[adamtotscomix]

Based on this!

[cryptotheism]

[hexanediol]

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

[americachavez]

never seen a tumblr bit so immediately divisive as goncharov either you’re gonching or this app is unusable for at least another 48 hours

[backrooms-live]

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[breakfastburritoe]

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

it’s lgbt not legbet

[flyinghellfish]

[janmen-portfolio]

Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

[janmen-portfolio]

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.