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Em! | 17 | taurus | INFP

[payasaderodeo]

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[orchidvioletindigo]

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: Alex Louis Armstrong’s emotional breakdown and decision to leave the front lines during the war with Ishvala wasn’t cowardice. That man knew what Amestria was doing was wrong and refused to use his alchemy to hurt more innocent people. In doing so he showed more courage and humanity than Roy, Riza, and Maes who continued to follow the military’s orders and exterminate Ishvalans albeit with guilty consciences. Alex was the only one with the heart to say no, and he had no reason to feel ashamed of that decision and no need to “redeem” himself by refusing to run from future conflicts.

[worthikids]

[dromaeosaur]

[scerek]

Main Villains of Live-Action Spider-Man Films

[678i0u]

Michael Keaton as Adrian Toomes/The Vulture in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

[despazito]

the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wokus-pocus-deactivated20180805]

bae? you woke? i had a problematic dream =/

[cacti-cake]

Sometimes i get fucking angry at hpw much i love sam axe and michael weston

[starship-goldfish]

[goldring]

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

[goldring]

LAD SPOTTED

[goldring]

Update: lad kisses camera

[goldring]

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

[goldring]

FJDHJDJSNDJD

ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

[goldring]

LOCAL BOY ACQUIRED

[felinec0re]

[petalsf0rarmor]

okay why is this the most weirdly specific relatable meme i’ve ever seen holy fuck

[jnacho]

[taylor-ruth]

god whenever i see those jokes that are like.. “haha lads we put glasses on the floor at the MET and everyone thought it was art jokes on them” jokes on you bitch! you put something out there in a context of display + consumption of art and people took it seriously because that is what the social etiquette of galleries impedes the viewer to do and you drew a response and reaction out of them and then thousands of other people by laughing at them. you made art bitch. you simulated the experience then proved your own joke with you as the punchline bitch. not the viewers. 

[vonisv]