Dog With A Blog

[kittensnax]

Little German boy vacuuming his house like ja das crumbsinsoil go up thru the suckentuber

[demo]

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[blueberry-suu]

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[purplexiasphinx]

I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[squeakitties]

[suppermariobroth]

The message that appears when the player deletes all save data in WarioWare: Twisted.

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[chum-personable]

HEY???

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!

Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil

[pitbolshevik]

when i like your personal post im psychically headbutting you like a cat

[bedpsyching]

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Sewing box, 1830.

[kabaks]

more horror movies need to understand that i want to be on the side of the ghost

[kabaks]

why is the ghost haunting the house? well why are you in her house? maybe you should leave her house

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

[reptilequeendazzlestorm]

reblog if u never did

[browsethestacks]

Pinocchio Vampire Slayer by Lee Gatlin

[sfitty]

idk why i found this absolutely fucking hilarious

[normal-horoscopes]

Did you know that the Vatican says you spend less time in purgatory if you follow the Pope on Twitter

PAYING MY INDULGENCES IN CLOUT

[thotkumi]

[akebie]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Seeing the Ray-bans invites from abandoned blogs I used to follow is like being in a zombie movie, confronted with the shambling reanimated corpse of a loved one as you load your shotgun whispering, "not like this. Not like this."

[commandershepardshtole]