The village idiot

Probably actually a potted plant. she/her

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[identifyingbirdsinposts]

Purple Starling

[xylophonicsynapse]

[todaysbird]

Purple Staring

[fooltofancy]

creature like you out every night

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[taurzza]

commission for @neobendium

[boycritter]

thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again

[boycritter]

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

[oidingus]

The idea of Robby getting an eyeful once he is back from his sabbatical wouldnt leave me alone since ep 9 😌

[crysulda]

another horse drawing since its horse year and it’s starting to get a bit warmer here hehe :3

[lennguine]

float

[ink-the-artist]

her name is Snuffle

[taldoren]

this is the funniest "get out of cat form you stupid fucking druid" message ive ever seen

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[jollyperfectionkitten-8e36536f]

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[andifbyyes]

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!

[thickness-protection-program]

we're in a group project and our task is to design a set of stairs

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Voting ended onMar 10

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[smtwtfs-more]

Wanna play the claw machine together?:D

[kilncreatures]

walky pink shark

[loganondorf]

milk me like one of your french cows

[unexplainedthings]

[opalescent-potato]

#oh no!! #his LUNCH